Hare Toast
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 Here's to Tootsie Hole
And Sofa King Horny too
They're our hares
For me and you

This is their JRH3
Virgin lay
Its Midwestern style
At the beer stop they will stay

They will wait at the beer stop
Until the whole pack gets in
Then they'll hare off from there
They call this Midwester-in

 The shiggy level tonight
Will just be a one
But the hares have some ideas
To make it extra fun

Trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
You don't want to get dead
That would really, really bite

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hares do delight us

In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run

 HARES!  How much time do you need?
Can somebody time them please?

Hares away!

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Tootsie Hole & Sofa King Horny were the hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the OnSec and Hash Cash, HPV acted as Hash Flash, HPV was the FRB,Meta was the FBI and Bloody S won the Brainless Award winner.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Event Info

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Ducky's Sports Lounge, 1719 W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33606, https://goo.gl/maps/jeq1a6oAGsp.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM in Ducky's.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Ducky's right near parking lot bordering North A St, https://goo.gl/maps/D1WD2M4rL432.

Hares: Tootsie Hole & Sofa King Horny.