Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Wed, Oct 17th, 2018
Pick Up Hash
PICK UP HASH TOAST & INSTRUCTIONS
Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash
We'll give 'em 1 minute, to set their trail
The hares should get caught, without fail
Whoever catches them, will become the new hare
And we'll give them, a minute, just to make it fair
You cannot snare the hare, that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares, to only just a few
If 5 minutes go by, and the hare's
still being sought
The hare should just stop, to be easily caught
Trail will go on, for about 1 hour
Or until we absolutely, run out of flour
Once an hour is near, it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail, back to the start.
Go back to the start, once an hour has passed
As this is the longest, trail should last
Repeat after me;
Breast our hares
Blast their trails
Packus do catch 'em
In pursuit of the flour
And the shitty run
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
2 Thighs And A Side volunteered to be the hare to the beer stop and new transplant, Tootsie Hole (TH) was the pick up hash from the beer to back to the start. TH was supposed to stop after setting trail for 5 minutes so he could be caught, but he was so fast that he wound up taking us all the way back to the start in that amount of time. Bloody Sanchez was the RA and the FRB, Penis Fly Trap was the FBI, Puppy was the OnSec/Hash Cash and Yours Truly Dabadoo got the Brainless award for getting blood on trail on a shiggy level 1 trail while on a bike. Something about brushing against a cactus next the sidewalk. We welcomed transplants So Fucking Horney and Tootsie Hole from Seattle to Tampa.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe.
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Theme: Pick Up Hash, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Pick%20Up%20Hashes.htm.
Britton Plaza's NE parking lot, 3938 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33611,
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Buffalo Wild Wings, 4015 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33611, https://goo.gl/maps/HMQ46qJmYXP2, 0.3 mi WSW of start, across the street from the start, https://goo.gl/maps/AzM1vpEJuj42.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, at Britton Plaza.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 1 hr long, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale), PICK UP HASH.
1st Hare: Dab.
On After: Buffalo Wild Wings.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.