Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Wed, Sep 19th, 2018
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker's
Clearwater Hooters Trail
Here's to Black & Pecker, he's our hare
This trail is pre-laid, in case you care
This trail has a dead hare, so no need to go fast
Just don't go too slow, and try not to be last
The hare didn't state, how much shiggy there'd be
So that probably means, its less than a 3
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour, the fun
And the shitty run
Hare! Which way is on out?
Written by Dab
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and Septic Yank were the hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Virgin Mobile was the OnSec/Hash Cash, Squid Dick was the FRB, Blue Oyster C't was the FBI and Rectal won the brainless award, again.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Directions & Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Hooters, 2800 Gulf to Bay Blvd, Clearwater, FL 33759, https://goo.gl/maps/TjJHkRAEaV52.
On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 -
6:30 PM, in Hooters.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Hooters N parking lot.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level TBD (1-5 scale) trail.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hare: Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker.
On After: Hooters.
Ph No: (813) 943-4855.