Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Wed, Aug 8th, 2018
Chew Chew Ham Ham's Virgin JRH3 Lay
Here's to Chew Chew
Ham Ham & Bloody Sanchez too
They're our hares, for me and you
This is Chew Chew Ham
Ham's, virgin JRH3 lay
And Bloody Sanchez is here, to show her the way
This trail is live, for those of you who care
In case you wanna try, to do a hare snare
2.69, is the shiggy level for this trail
And that is on, a 1 to 5 scale
We have been advised, to wear shiggy socks
Because certain parts of this trail, really sucks cocks
HARES! How much time do you need?
Can somebody time them please?
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Chew Chew Ham Ham and Bloody Sanchez were the hares, 2 Thighs And A Side was the RA, Dark Helmet was the OnSec/Hash Cash, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the FRB, 2Thighs was the FBI and Just Yvonne won the Brainless Award for loosing her virgins on trail.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Directions & Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Joe's Crab Shack, 2730 Gulf To Bay Blvd, Clearwater, FL 33759, https://goo.gl/maps/3vHXpuvE1S52.
On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 -
6:30 PM, in Joe's Crab Shack.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking area north of Joe's Crab Shack.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3.69 mi, shiggy level 2.69 (1-5 scale) trail. Shiggy socks recommended.
Remarks: Trail and on after are dog friendly.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hare: Chew Chew Ham Ham & Bloody Sanchez.
On After: Joe's Crab Shack.
Ph No: (813) 943-4855.