Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Sat, Jun 23rd, 2018
National Pink Flamingo Day Trail
And Blue Oyster C'nt's and Green Socks' Virgin JRH3 Lay
Here's to Blue Oyster & Green Socks too
They're our hares, for me and you
4.69 shiggy, is the toughest shiggy we've ever had
Thanks to Blue Oyster, and to Green Socks,... her dad
You're going to get wet, in water over your head
So be very careful, so you don't get dead
When the water gets deep, you can swim or float
If you can't do either, there'll be kind of a boat
Today's Nat'l Pink Flamingo Day, we hope you wore pink
Look for plastic flamingos, in the sand and in the drink
For each flamingo found, there will be a prize
So make sure you look for them,... you guys
HARES! How much time do you need?
Can somebody time them please?
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Blue Oyster C'nt and Green Socks were the hares, 2 Thighs And A Side was the RA, O-4 Whore was the Hash Flash, Vigin Mobile acted as the OnSec and collected hash cash Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the FRB, Just Zan(L) was the FBI and the hares won Brainless Award. We welcomed Virgin Zan and old time hashers Green Socks and Nails.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Directions & Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Theme: Its National Pink Flamingo Day! Lets flock together, get wet and be awkward. Wear pink or wear your flamingo themed attire; or if you just want to stand like a flamingo, that's Okay too!
Where: New York Life Bldg, 5517 W La Salle St, Tampa, FL 33607, https://goo.gl/maps/vhtyS8Y83TC2.
Check In: 2-3 PM.
Trail: 3 PM, 3.69 mi, 2 beer stop, 2 shot stop, live hare trail, with 4 pink flamingo yard ornaments hidden on trail that will be awarded prizes for the finders.
4.69 is shiggy level (1-5 scale)! Swimming will be a necessity for 25 yards in order to complete trail. There's no capability for a turkey/eagle split. There will be at least one kayak and several flotation devices in the area to assist you with the water crossing, but bring your own float or noodle if you want.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hare(s): Blue Oyster C'nt and Green Socks.
On After: World of Beers, 5311 Avion Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33607, https://goo.gl/maps/X3faWuWWND62.
Ph No: 813-943-4855.