Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Wed, Jun 20th, 2018
Semen Sucker's Virgin Lay
Here's to Semen Sucker, and Miso Itchy too
They're our hares, for me and you
This Seman Sucker's, virgin lay
Its a pre-laid trail, so there'll be no hares away
You can't catch the hares, because trail's already set
Its easier on the hares, because there's no threat
2.69, is the shiggy rating for this trail
And that is on, a 1-5 scale
So we can get going, and get on about,
Which way is your trail, which way is on out?
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Semen Sucker & Miso Itchy were the hares, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, 2 Thighs And A Side was the Hash Flash, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker (B&PAW)acted as the OnSec and collected hash cash and trained Virgin Mobile, B&PAW was the FRB, Blue Oyster C'nt was the FBI and the hares won Brainless Award. We welcomed out-of-town visitor Anatomically Incorrect, Ass Jaber & Just Angie. We also welcomed Virgin Ray(L).
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Directions & Info
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Wing House, 8001 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/QyJpM6FBKDw.
On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in the Wing House.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, in front of the pawn shop just west of the Wing House, https://goo.gl/maps/Pfwyc4VPDox.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1.69 - 2.69 (1-5 scale) trail.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hare: Semen Sucker & Miso Itchy.
On After: Wing House.
Ph No: 813-943-4855.