Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1314
Wed, Feb 14th, 2018
Valentines Day Hash
For The Love Of Hashing
Here's to Metawhorical Sunshine, she's our Valentine hare.
This is a toast and not a prayer.
For the love of hashing, its a pre-laid trail.
So if you try to catch her, you will fail.
2.69 is the shiggy level, for tonight.
That's on a 1 to 5 scale, for your delight.
Repeat after me!
Breast this hare.
Blast this trail.
Coppus no catch us.
Doggus no bite us.
In the name of the chocolates,
And untimely farts
"Which way out?"
Written by Dab
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Metawhorical Sunshine was the hare, 2 Thighs was the RA, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the On Sec & Hash Cash, HPV was the Hash Flash, Bloody Sanchez was the FRB, Whorenament was the FBI and 2 Thighs won the Brainless Award.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe.
Directions & Info
Theme: Its Valentine's Day. Cum with a Heart On!
Where: Quaker Steak & Lube parking lot, 10400 Clearwater, FL 33762, https://goo.gl/maps/R8PJk4iuEeQ2.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM for dinner/pre-lubing,Quaker Steak & Lube.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Quaker Steak & Lube parking lot.
Trail:7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 2.69 (1-5 scale) trail.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After:Quaker Steak & Lube.