Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1312
Sat, Feb 3rd, 2018
JRH3 14th Beer Day / Anniversary Trail
Here's to Blo-N-Go,
and Dark Helmet too.
This is a toast, just for you.
Its a pre-laid trail, by
these dead hares.
So forget about trying, any hare snares.
2 is the shiggy level,
for this trail.
And that is based, on a 1 to 5 scale.
This is the Jolly Roger, 14th Beer Day hash.
So lets be off, in a flash!
Repeat after me!
.Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Coppus no catch us.
Doggus no bite us..
In the name of the flour,
And the shitty run..
Written by Dab
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Blo-N-Glo & Dark Helmet were the hares, Rectal was the RA, Puppy was the On Sec & Hash Cash, HPV was the Hash Flash, Puppy was the FRB, I Dream Of 2 Weenies was the FBI and O4 Whore won the Brainless Award.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe.
Directions & Info
Theme:Come help us celebrate the JRH3's 14th birthday. There will be birthday cake and party hats, woo hoo!
Where: Parking lot behind Ethan Allen, 10015 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://goo.gl/maps/dN3dztYd7Cn.
On Before: 2-3 PM, late lunch, Brandon Hooters, 10023 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://goo.gl/maps/Lk2ryM18h4m.
Check In: 3-4 PM, parking lot behind Ethan Allen (see above).
Trail:4 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 2 (1-5 scale) trail.
Hares:Blo-N-Go. This will be Blo-N-Go's virgin JRH3 lay.
Raffle:Bring something to donate if you'd like (hash mugs, shirts, porn, etc), or not. You don't have to bring something to get something. One hasher's trash is a pirate hasher's treasure.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After:Brandon Hooters, back near the start.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.