Sat, Nov 14th, 2015
USMC 240th Birthday - Hash
240 years ago a group of man walked into a bar
And emerged as an elite fighting force,
And thus began the history of the United States Marine Corps.
From the Tun Tavern to the caves of Afghanistan,
The Marines have always led the way.
Just like today: having Diaper and TACO here,
So the whole pack can enjoy some beer.
With promises of Shiggy,
We’ll see who will look like Ms Piggy!
Repeat After Me!
Bless these hares,
Bless this trail,
Coppus no Catchus,
Doggus no Biteus,
Coitus no Interuptus,
In the Name of the Flour,
And the Almighty Chesty Puller!
Pick Up Hash Blessing
Standard Blessing With Poem
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
TACO and Diaper Dasher were the hares, Shitty Name was the RA and his own OnSec, Dab collected Hash Cash and HPV & Metawhorical Sunshine was Hash Flash, Peterphile was the FRB, TheseAreTheTitsYouAreLookingFor was the FBI (she actually never left the start) and HPV won the Brainless Award for not carrying the previous FRB award on trail.
Map of Trail
This is the route that Shitty Name did, but not necessarily true trail.
Directions & Info
Theme: Its the US Marine Corps 240th Birthday Hash! Come dressed wearing camo clothing, paint, etc. And make sure you bring a towel and a change of shes and clothing as you will be getting wet.
Where: Meet in the dirt field located at 4410 W Richardson Ave, Tampa, FL 33616, https://goo.gl/maps/NV2UtUuZ9Zu.
When: Meet at 3:30 PM, hares away at 4:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in central Tampa, go sout on Dale Mabry Hwy for5.6 miles. Go right on Interbay Blvd for 1.3 miles. Go left on S Sparkman St for 0.5 miles. Go left on W Richardson Ave for 0.3 miles and find the dirt field on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/x41y9JJjGfJ2.
Trail: This will be a 3 + mile trail with a shiggy level of4, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.
Safety: Watch out for safety hazards along trail! Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person. Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see anyone behind you, alone on trail, slow down and wait for them.
Hash Cash:$7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers.
Hares:Diaper Dasher and TACO will be the hares.
On After:The on after will be at a to be determined location.
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.