Jolly
Roger H3
Trail
#1112
Sat, Aug
22nd, 2015
Tutu Hash
Hare Blessing
.
We’ll bless these hares Two Thighs and Nuts
With beer, a poem, and
maybe some butts
There’s not much shiggy, but there will be a shot
When you find the stop. Drink a lot.
In our tutus we all look so fancy
and gay
Gay as in happy. Not the butt sex way.
(Except for you, you look
gay in the butt sex way.)
Repeat After Me:
Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Beer-us no spill-us.
Raffle-us no Mystery Meat-us.
And tutus no trip-us.
Standard Blessing (used)
F'ckle Up
Standard Blessing With Poem (not
used here)
.
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless
Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
2 Thighs And A Side & Tow My Nuts were the hares. They laid trail twice. Once as a pre-lay that got completely washed away when a thunderstorm hit just prior to show time and the second time live to relay it. F'ckle Up was the RA and Access All Areas collected hash cash, acted as On Sec, Raffle Meister and even Beer Angle. 2 Thighs was the Hash Flash and Just Marea (T) & Just Steve (T) drove the beer truck. This was Just Steve's first trail with the JRH3. Steve had hashed previously with another kennel. Sloppy was the FRB, Just Shannon was the FBI and out-of-town visitor, All Shells No Nuts, won the Brainless Award for not bringing the babe(s) he came to Tampa to see to the hash. All in all it was just anothe shitty hash.
Map of Trail
Sorry, no map for this trail.
Trail
Directions & Info
Where:
Meet in the parking lot just south of 324 S Hyde Park Ave, Tampa, FL
33606,
https://goo.gl/maps/YCGJN.
When:
Meet at 5 PM, on off at
6 PMish.
Directions: From I-275, take the Downtown/Ashley St Exit (Exit 44 northbound or Exit 45A soutbound). Once on Ashley get into the right lane and continue southward for 0.4 miles. Go right on Kennedy for 0.3 miles. Go left on Hyde Park Ave for 0.3 miles and find the starting location on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/wJVFD.
Trail: This will be a 4+ trail, with TBD beer stop(s), 1 shot stop and a shiggy level of 1, on a
1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest..Hash Cash: $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers.
Hares:
2 Thighs & A Side and Tow My Nuts will be the hares.Hash Raffle: Its a Saturday, so YES, there will be a hash raffle. Bring stuff to donate if you'd like, or not. You don't have to bring something to get something. One hashers trash is a pirate hashers treasarrrrr!
On After:
The on after will be at Ducky's Bar & Grill, located at 1719 W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33606, https://goo.gl/maps/LShIJ. To get there from the starting location, go left on Hyde Park Ave and make an immediate right onto W Azeele St for 0.3 miles. Then go right onto S Boulevard St for 0.3 miles, left on Kennedy for 0.6 miles and find Duckies on the right. https://goo.gl/maps/TNptV.Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855
Printable Copy: Click here for a printable copy of this info.