Jolly Roger H3
Sat, Jul 18th, 2015
Ranger Ralph's Farewell Hash
And Le Tour De Tampa Bay Hash Series, Trail #6 & Finale'
Ranger has given us quite
But before we spread the flour on his feet
We've got one more great final trail
To complete this tour
Of drunken fail
So everyone run, be happy and try not to fall
And jusgt like Lance Armstrong
Lets have a ball
Repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Copus no stop us
Beerus no spillus
And rainus no soakus
In the name of the flour
And the holy run
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Ranger Ralph, Shitty Name, No Tits For You & Bareback Flyer were the hares, F''ckle Up was the RA, Butt To Nut was the FRB, Access was the FBI. 2 Thighs acted as On Sec, Hash Cash and Hash Flash and Ranger Ralph won the Brainless Award because he's moving away. Then later at the on on on (a strip bar), we did an instant naming. Just Briggs is now Vajenna Envy.
Map of Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
Trail Directions & Info
Theme: Come say goodbye to Ranger Ralph & Smooth Copulator as this will be their last hash in Tampa before moving away to San Antonio, TX. This will also be trail #6 of e Tour De Tampa Bay Hash Series hash series. There will be prizes (liquor & T-shirts) awarded for those hashers people who attended the most of the 6 hash series.
Where: Meet in the left rear parking lot of the Press Box Sports Emporium & Eatery, located at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/90ehn.
When: Meet at 4 PM, off at 5 PM.
Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 0.7 miles and find the Press Box on the left, 2 blocks south Kennedy. For a map, go to https://goo.gl/maps/S6mxE.
Trail: This will be 4+ mile trail with a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.
Safety: Watch out for safety hazards along trail! Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person. Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see anyone behind you, alone on trail, slow down and wait for them.
Hares: Ranger Ralph, Shitty Name, No Tits 4 U & Bareback Flyer will be the hares.Hash Cash: $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-beer drinkers.
Patches: Le Tour De Tampa Bay patches will be on sale at each hash for $5 ($3.50 per patch will be donated to the Susan G Komen Foundation to fight breast cancer. See Ranger Ralph to purchase your patches.
On After: The on after will be at the Press Box, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.