Wed, Mar 4th, 2015 -JRH3 Trail #1074
Tijuana Splats Full Moon - Beer Day Hash
Standard Blessing w/Poem?
No Tits For You
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Tijuana Splats & Dog F'r were the hares, No Tits For You performed his virgin RA debut during circle at the start while Thumper Humper conducted hash religion during circle a the end. Whiney Bitch acted as OnSec, Dab acted as Hash Cash, Thumper & I Be Smart drove the beer truck, 2 Thighs acted as Hash Flash, Will Sing 4 Head was the FRB, Just Anne(S) was the FBI and No Tits won the Brainless Award for last Wednesday's shitty trail, again.
Map of Trail
Maybe, but doubtful...
Trail Directions & Info
Where: Meet in the grass lot next to the Lee's Grocery, located at 2210 N Central Ave, Tampa, FL 33602, http://goo.gl/maps/pVfxy. Park on the street (Central Ave).
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.
Directions From I-275 & Hillsborough to the North: Go south on I-275 for 1.5 miles. Take Exit 46A towards Floribraska Ave for 0.2 miles. Merge onto N Elmore Ave for 0.3 miles. Go right onto Columbus Ave and take the 2nd left onto N Central Ave and find Lee's Grocery on the right, http://goo.gl/maps/DDiLf.
Directions from I-275 & Dale Mabry, to the Southwest: Go north on I-275 for 2.5 miles. Take Exit 44 towards Downtown E for 0.2 miles. Continue on Scott for 0.2 miles. Go left on Florida Ave N for 0.4 miles. Go right on E Palm Ave for 0.3 miles. Take the 3rd left onto N Central Ave for 0.2 miles and find Lee's Grocery on the left, http://goo.gl/maps/j48Sy.
Directions from I-4 & I-75, to the East:Go east on I-4 for 7.1 miles to Exit 7. Take Exit 1 for Florida 585/22nd St toward 21st St for 0.3 miles. Continue straight onto 14th Ave E for 0.7 miles. Go right on E 13th St for 0.1 miles. Take the 2nd left onto E Columbus Ave for 0.6 miles. Go left on N Central Ave for 0.2 miles and find Lee's Grocery on the right, http://goo.gl/maps/w8alM.
Trail: This will be a 3+ miles trail with a shiggy level of 2, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. The ghetto level of 1.5, with 1 being Mayberry and 5 being Detroit.
Safety: Wear reflective clothing, a head lamp, or carry a flashlight, as it will be dark on this trail. Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person for SAFETY SAKE! Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see somebody behind you that is by themselves, slow down and wait for them. We call this the BnB Safety Buddy System.
Hash Cash: $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-beer drinkers.
Hares:Tijuana Flats & Dog F'r will be the hares.
On After:The on after will be at Lee's Grocery, back at the start. They have amazing pizza and a big beer selection. It's not really a grocery store. They just sell carry out beer and pizza.
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