JRH3 Trail #1023
Wed, Aug 13th, 2014
Ookie Cookie's Trail

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Hare Blessing

Standard Blessing w/Poem

Spicy Dick Slapper

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Ookie Cookie was the hare, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, TheseAreTheTits... was the FBI and Willy Wanka... won the Brainless Award.


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

It was a hot & muggy night. A total of 23 faces showed up for this hash. Spicy Dick Slapper was the RA. Inda Linda was the OnSec & Hash Flash. Puppy drove the beer truck to the beer stop and acted as Hash Cash. I Be Smart drove the beer truck to the end. Snatch Wrapper acted as Beer Angel & as a secondary Hash Flash. Virgins Jason(K) and Stever(J), brought by Dog F'er, graced us with their presence and were asked to entertain us during circle at the end. There were no new out-of-town visitors although visitor Swallow The Leader came back for his 2nd trail with us.

Trail went east to Bayshore and then south like it was going to go to Ballast Point Park for a beer stop. But nope, there was a check just past the Bayshore/Interbay intersection that steered the pack toward TDY's Bar & Grill instead. And that's where the beer stop was, by TDY's (just around the corner from it on Interbay anyway). It was about 2/3rds of the way along trail, which was appropriate. From there trail went west, and the north, zig zagging back and forth a few times before ending back to the start. I think if the hare had gone directly from the beer stop to the end, he wouldn't have got caught, but he didn't and  Diaper, who I think bypassed the beer stop, caught him. Hey, the hare said it was a live trail, so anything goes. No need to get to the beer stop. Same goes for FRB. You can literally, never leave the start on an A to A trail and you could catch the hare and be the FRB/FBI.
And, everyone in attendance did or said something noteworthy, yada, yada, yada, yada,...

During circle at the end, both the virgins told jokes. The hare got about 75% thumbs up for this trail, although he did get caught by Diaper Dasher.
Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda...

Swallow The Leader handed over the FRB award to Diaper Dahser. These Are The Tits... handed over the FBI award to herself and Willy Wanka won the Brainless Award for getting a traffic ticket on the way to the hash.

We ended circle with the traditional "Swing Low", socialized for a bit and the got a visit from Tampa's finest. Apparently, some on-looking muggles had call in and reported us as being noisy. I reassured the officers we were all finished and about to depart the area and they apologetically retreated and drove off.

I think only about 3 people went into the bar. It was more of restaurant than a bar and did not appear to be very hasher friendly. However, this might be a good place for an on after Thu-Sat when their backyard bar was open that looked a lot more hash friendly than the inside of the establishment.

All in all it was just another shitty hash!

The next Jolly Roger hash will be on Wed, Aug 20th and will "tentatively" meet at Cypress Point Park, located at 5620 W Cypress St, Tampa, FL 33607,


Trail Directions & Info

Where: Meet at Love's Artifacts Bar & Grill, located at 4914 S Mac Dill Ave, Tampa, FL 33611 https://goo.gl/maps/f6nG8 and look for the beer van.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 730 PM.

Directions:  To get there from I-275 & Dale Mabry, go south on Dale Mabry for 4.2 miles. Go left on Gandy for 0.8 miles. Go right on Mac Dill for 0.1 miles and find Love's Artifacts on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/cnR49

Trail: This will be a semi-live, trail with 1 beer stop and a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.

Donations: Suggest $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-beer drinkers.

Hares: Ookie Cookie will be the hare.

On After: The on after will be at Love's Artifacts, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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