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Jolly Roger H3
Trail #1000
Saturday
, May 3rd, 2014

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Hare Blessing
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Standard Blessing With Poem

Kitty Litter

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Metawhorical Sunshine & Puppy were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, Pussy On Pop's Sickle was the FBI and the Brainless Award was not awarded.

Dab

 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

It rained almost continuously for 2 days prior to this trail. But then, about 15 minutes before the hash started the sun popped out and it began drying up. More proof that God loves hashing!

Several out-of-town visitors, some previous regulars and most of our current regulars showed of for this event, the JRH3 100th Trail. Among the out-of-towners were Abominable Blowman from the Daytona Beach H3, Argen Tuna & Stop The Bus from the Miami H3, Bareback Flyer, from the Circus H3 (Sarasota), Blo-N-Glow & Drunken Ejection from the Kiss My Ass H3 (San Antonio, TX), Dark Helmet, Spank My Doodle Dandy & Canker On My Wanker from the Orlando Bike-O-Psycho H3, Dr Doo Doo & Abby Normal from the Black Sheep H3 (Atlanta, GA), Sogu Sonata from the Panama City H3 and Two Fisted F*cker from the Jacksonville H3. Returning regulars were Balls On Barbedwire, Backdoor (from Miami area now) and Lectric Legs. Appearances were made by Liquor In The Front, Poke Her In the Eye, Pixle Dick, Must Bang Sally,  Huddle Humper, Plaster Bait Her, They Float, Kiddie Porn and Chip-N-Dale. To see who else showed up, click here.

Special thanks go out to Metawhorical Sunshine for setting an awesome trail! And to Puppy as Meta's co-hare, beer van driver for the beer stop and for acting as On Sec. And thank you Urine Trouble for handing out T-shirts, to GRC for the designing the artwork for the shirts, to Snatch Wrapper for acting as hash flash and to Kitty Litter for acting as RA during both the circle at the start and at the end.

Our most recent FRB and FBI in attendance was Diaper Dasher and Blowin' For Gold, who were given a pre-trail down down and the appropriate, FRB and FBI chains to wear on trail to slow them down down.

Trail went north across a set a rail road tracks, west thru a business park and then north again through some shiggy level 3 shiggy that ended at a shot stop next to Commerce Blvd, just south of Forest Lakes Blvd. Then trail went east along Forest Lakes Blvd, south on Brooker Creek Blvd for about 1/4 where we found a beer stop. Off we went again to the southeast past some warehouses,  business buildings and some mild shiggy. Once we crossed the railroad tracks again, to the south, trail took a hard turn right/west and led us back to the start for the circle at the end.

Back at the start during circle at the end, HPV started things off by conducting a hash raffle, assisted by Smack My Bitch Up. Immediately following, was the trail trial resulting in the vast majority giving the hares a thumbs up for this trail. Lepracock was the FRB and Pussy On Pop's Sickle was the FBI. Then Gay Rodeo Clown was awarded a headband/bandana for accomplishing her 525th trail along with LesbiOrTheCox who received her 25th run device. About that time, the po po showed up and we had to shut circle down.

We had decided not to go to Buffalo Wild Wings for the on after because they couldn't guarantee us seating and even told us they would be packed due to a televised boxing match. So we went to a new place in the same parking lot as the start called the Brass Tap. Several hashers actually attended a pre-lube there earlier to watch the Kentucky Derby on TV. We were there for only one drink when we decided it was too upscale and could not fully accommodate our size crowd either. So quick thinking, Bed-N-Bucfest, got us a private room at Peggy O'Neills, that was .8 miles west the Brass Tap on Hillsorough.

Once at Peggy O'Neills Kitty Litter reconvened circle and we recognized Semper Felinus and Twatermelon with 10 run headbands/bandanas for achieving 10 Jolly Roger Trails. Several accusation were handed out, visitors were adequately acknowledge and we closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. And the JRH3 1000th Run cake was cut and handed out to everyone.

Single digit hashers (those who were at JRH3 trail 1-9) that at least made an appearance during this hash were yours truly, Dababoo & Kiddie Porn for trail #1, Kitty Litter for trail #2, Crusher for trail #6 and Puppy for trail #8. See you at the 2000th Trail in 2026! I'll be there, if I'm not dead yet!

On On to the Ginnie Spring Pirate Invasion Campout Hash, Fri-Sun, May 16-18th! I was advised today that we will be getting both sides of the Deer Springs camping area at Ginnie Springs again. Therefore we have decided to expand the 50 hasher limit to 60. So, if you haven't signed up yet, please do so before May 14th as the price will go up from $89 to $99 if you just show the day of. Special arrangements can also be made if you can only make one day or if you just want to do trail and not camp. Contact me directly for that info, 727-294-9837 by phone/text or dab@jollyrogerh3.com by email. For complete info, click here. To see who's coming so far, click here. To download a rego form, click here.

Dab



Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3, Trail #1000
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
JRH3 1000th RUN!
(And Hash Raffle)
Saturd
ay, May 3rd, 2014
 

Theme: Come join us to celebrate the 1000th running of the Jolly Roger H3!  Plus, there will be a hash raffle! Everyone is welcome, whether you RSVP's or not.

Where: Meet behind Moe's Southwest Grill, located at 4011 Tampa Rd, Oldsmar, FL 34677, https://goo.gl/maps/Z51mx.
 

When:
Meet at 4 PM, chalk talk at 5 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.9 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway/FL-589 for 3.8 miles to Exit 4. Go left/west on Hillsborough, which eventually becomes Tampa Rd for 7.7 miles. Go right on St Petersburg Dr for 0.2 miles and find the staring location behind the Moe's Southwest Grill, https://goo.gl/maps/4AJMd.

Trail: This will be a 5+ mile pre-set, dead hare trail, with at least 1 beer stop and at least 1 shot stop, with a shiggy level of 3, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. Expect to get wet on this trail! Highly suggest everyone bring a change of clothes an extra pair of shoes, bug spray, shiggy socks and a dry box for technology, or keep it off trail.

Hare:
Metawhorical Sunshine will be the hare.

Hash Raffle: Bring stuff to donate if you'd like. One hasher's trash a pirate hasher's treasure.

Donations:
Suggest $20 for drinkers and $15 for non-drinkers to cover the commemorative T-shirt, personalized toe tags, beer, shots, bottled water, snacks and cake. Subtract $10 if you do not want the commemorative T-shirt.

On After:
 The on after will be at Buffalo Wild Wings, located at 4058 Tampa Rd, Oldsmar, FL 34677, https://goo.gl/maps/JrYzM.  To get there from the starting location, go out to Tampa Rd and go left, or east for 0.1 mile and find the Buffalo Wild Wings on the right, https://goo.gl/maps/B8vcI.  The on after was changed to Peggy O'Neills, located about 0.8 miles east of the start 13910 W Hillsborough Ave, Oldsmar, FL 33635.
 

Hash Hotel: The hash hotel, which across the street from the hash starting location, will be at the Holiday Inn Express, located at 3990 Tampa RD, Oldsmar, FL 34677, http://goo.gl/maps/ab2a6. To reserve a room, call 813-854-5080.

Who's Coming: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline:
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