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F*ckle Up
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
(Basic Hash Trash)
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Creamy Cum Cake & Ship Wrecktum were the hares/wedding couple, Spread Cheeks was the FRB, JusFelicia
was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.
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Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)
Wedding Ceremony
Dearly intoxicated, we are gathered here in the presence of the Pack to join
this harrier and this harriette in holy mattress monkey.
Attesting to their dreary and lonely lives, they have now resolved to end each
future hash by going home and getting lucky every time without need for
self-gratification or technology.
We come to celebrate the end of their wanking ways and to cheer in the joy of
sex outside of masturbation.
I will now read the opening prayer, please bow your craniums.
Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer,
The Bitter,
And the Lager,
Barmen.
Bring forth the handcuffs!
These handcuffs are a symbol of Ship and Creamy's sentence to life.
A life of never ending trails,
of shiggy,
of whining hashers,
of twisted ankles,
of explaining what hashing is,
of separating hash socks from white socks
And most importantly of all, beers and down-downs.
Shipwrecktum, do you take this harriette for better or for worse,
on the rag and in health,
on bad hair days and good,
to have and to hash with,
until the beer runs out?
(Hasher answers) “I do”
Creamy Cum Cakes, please cuff Shipwrecktum (Harriette attach cuff to Harrier’s
left hand)
Creamy Cum Cakes, do you take this hasher for better or for worse,
in vomit and in shiggy,
with his farts and his bad breath,
to have and to hash with until he can’t get it up anymore?
(Harriette answers) “I do”
Shipwrecktum, please cuff Creamy Cum Cakes (Harrier attach cuff to Harriette’s
right hand)
Please raise your beers and repeat after me.
With this beer, I thee wed.
(Both) “With this beer, I thee wed.”
and with it I bestow all the secrets
(Both) “and with it I bestow all the secrets”
of my trails, checks, and YBFs.
(Both) “of my trails, checks, and YBFs.”
A hash note for the bonded!
WEDDING SONG
Melody – Amazing Grace
Today we wed Ship to Creamy
We’ve heard them say “I do.”
Give it your best, for the next forty years,
But first drink down your beers.
Drink It Down Down…
I now pronounce you harrier and harriette, doomed to spend the rest of your
lives running the hash together.
May you go forth and multiply, bearing many new little horrors to fill our
trails.
By the power invested to me by the State of Drunkenness,
I now mispronounce you harrier and harriette.
You may now moon the pack.
(The pack showers them with beer)
Trail Directions & Info
Theme:
Come celebrate Creamy's and Ship's Hash Wedding by showing up wearing white a white tutu, a white dress, or just dress in white..
Where: Meet in front of the "NEW" Charann's Tavern, located at 6748 Memorial Hwy, Tampa, FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/91RjS.
When: Meet at 5 PM, chalk talk at 6 PM.Directions:
From I-275 and I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for about 4 miles to Exit 4. Go left/west on Hillsborough Ave for 2.2 miles. Go left on Memorial Hwy and find Charann's Tavern on the right, https://goo.gl/maps/d9IUy.Trail:
This will be a 3+ mile trail, with a shiggy level of 2, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.Hares: Creamy Cum Cake and Ship Wrecktum will be the hares and the wedding couple.
Donations: Suggest $10 for drinkers, $5 for non-drinkers to cover beer, snacks, shots and toe tags.
On After: The on after will be at Charann's Tavern, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
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