Jolly Roger H3
 Trail #958
Thu, Dec 26th, 2013
Dog-Thumper's Trail

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Hare Blessing

Kris Kringle has long come and gone;
And left lumps of coal in our stockings;

And weve recovered from our Twelve Down Downs;
So we no longer articulate like Stephen Hawkings.

Weve hopefully shat out all the turkey or ham that made us plumper;
So that we can burn calories on the trail laid by Dog F*cker and Thumper Humper.

Realizing its not Wednesday, my biorhythmic calendar is thrown out of tilt;
Thursdays are not a day I expect to see a sweat and beer-stained kilt.

So lets hope that their trail leaves something to please us;
For altering our hash schedule we thank you, Baby Jesus.

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Coppus no catch us.
Doggus no bite us.
Leftover reindeer droppings no droppus on us.

In the name of the flour;
The fun;
And the holy run.

Standard Blessing

Spead Cheeks

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Thumper Humper & Dog F*cker the hares, Couger Whisperer was the FRB, Pussy On Popcicle  was the FBI and Fidel Ass Bro won the Brainless Award.


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3, Trail #959
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Hazukashii's Shiggy Fest 2013
Saturday, December 28th, 2013


Where: Meet in the parking area next to Barley's Billiards and Grill, located at 9505 Anderson Rd, Tampa, FL 33534, http://goo.gl/maps/lR8Kr.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, hares away at 7:30 PM.

Directions:  To get there from I-4 and I-275, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 mile to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 5.7 miles to Exit 6A. Go right on Waters for 0.4 miles. Go left on Anderson Rd for 0.7 miles and take the right onto Coporate Lake Dr. Take the first left into business park and find Barley's facing Anderson Rd. However, there is no direct access to Barleys from Anderson Rd. You must take the access road (Corporate Lake Dr) to get to it, http://goo.gl/maps/GGHmz.

Trail: This will be 3+ mile "dead hare, pre-set trail" with a shiggy level of 3, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest. If you follow true trail you will get your feet wet.

Hares: Dog F*cker & Thumper Humper will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Baney's Billiards and Grill, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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