Jolly Roger H3 Trail #903
Tampa Bay H3 Trail #922

Dog & Thumper's Beers From Around the World,
Under the Full Moon, Tutu, Pick Up Hash Extravaganza
Saturday, June 22nd, 2013
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Hare Blessings

Konichiwa Bitches!

It's time for some fun
So lets kick off
This long titled
Pick up hash run

Just 'cause the other wanks
Are out naked camping
Doesn't mean (this dog) Dog F*cker
Was gonna stop tramping

With a full moon
And tutus and trail planned
We'll show them how left behind retards
Get out of hand

So lets track down these beers
From around the planet
And if you throw up
Yell I'm multi-cultural dammit

Standard JRH3 blessing

Dog F*ckler

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

IBeSmart, P-Thag, Dog F*cker & Spread Cheeks were the pick up trail hares, Puppet Master was the FRB, Hood Fairy was the FBI and Access All Areas Dog (Dino) won the Brainless Award.


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

Starting circle I asked "what's the capital of Thailand?" I be smart shouted  Bangkok!  So I said "Congratulations! You're the first hare!" We gave him a rucksack with all the the beer checks in it and a large smurf penis of chalk (no flower on this trail) and off he went. He requested 5 min and that old Marine made it about 2miles before we caught him! He chose Australia, so we started in on the two monster foster cans and P'thag was off. I got to P'thag first and he chose Guinness. This was becoming a runners trail quickly, so I only went about 3/4 and pulled out the Red Stripe. 24min later, due to fountain playing and photo ops, Spread cheeks showed up and took off with the remaining Tecate and Kirin. The pack found two of his marks then nothing. After searching about 20min, we all went back to the bistro as the downpour started. Spread cheeks came back drenched about 15min later claiming he left at least 12 tit checks and we were all blind.  Circle was under the overhang and we sang with the muggles over dinner. We gave the bistro waiter a hash shirt and the stickers Thumper and I had made of our patches. Very successful trail. All thumbs up during trail trial and no arrests were made. 


Trail Directions & Info

Joint Jolly Roger H3 Trail #902/Tampa Bay H3 Trail #922
Dog & Thumper's Beers From Around the World,
Under the Full Moon, Tutu, Pick Up Hash Extravaganza
Saturday, June 22nd, 2013
Theme: Can't make the other awesome hashing events this weekend? Cum join us and track down beers from around the globe and have tasty German food after! Wear something hashy from somewhere far and a tutu around your meat globe! Parking and start have been approved by the Bistro owners! This is a dual themed hash: Wear a tutu and international garb (lederhosen & tutu, kimono & tutu, etc.)

Where: Meet at the German Bistro, located at at 5232 S Mac Dill Ave, in South Tampa, FL. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 4 PM, hares away at 5 PM.

Directions: To get there from Dale Mabry and I-275, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 4.5 miles to Gandy Blvd. Go left, or east on Gandy for .8 miles. Go right, or south on MacDill for .5 miles and find the German Bistro on the left. For a map, go to

Trail: This will be 4+ mile trail with 1 beer stop and shiggy level of 1, (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Remarks: Bring friends! Bring dogs! Bring Muggles you find along the way!

Hare: This is a pick up hash! A hare will be selected at random with only about 2 minutes to lay trail. The hare is expected to be caught. The hasher who catches the hare becomes the new hare with minimal time to lay trail. This repeats until a hare reaches the end or a certain time is reached.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers. The hares will be absorbing some of the costs, so come out and show your support!

On After: The on after will be at the German Bistro, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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