Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #889
Jorts Illustrated Hash
Fri, May 10th, 2013
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Hare Blessings

I welcome you all to this year's audition
For the Jorts Illustrated swimsuit edition

Smile and pose and wiggle your tail
I hear the Hillsborough River is part of this trail

P'Thag and Blowing have provided a treat
For all of the muggles out on the street

Buns tightly hugged by our sexy jorts
They will all wonder just what his supports

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Wedgie no pain us
Jortus no chafe us

In the Name of the Flower, the Fun, & the Holy Run
Hares Away!

Standard JRH3 blessing

Thumper Humper

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

P-Thag & Blowng4Gold were the hares, X was the FRB, Y was the FBI and Z won the Brainless Award.


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

Good trail tonight . . . I think . . . I guess I overlapped the 4 mile trail on my 5 mile run . . . great night for a hash, perfect weather, and fun circle. On-On . . .

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #889
Jorts Illustrated Hash
Friday, May 10th, 2013
Theme: Come wearing JORTS! Wear your shortest, tightest, sexiest jean shorts. Shirts are optional!

Where: Meet in the parking lot located in the southeast corner of S Magnolia & Grand Central Ave, in Tampa, FL. DO NOT park in this lot as you may get towed. However, plenty of FREE parking is available on Magnolia and Grand Central Ave. An approximate address for the start is 100 S Magnolia Ave, Tampa, FL 33606. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, hares away at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry for 0.6 miles to Kenney. Go left on Kennedy for 2.4 miles. Make a slight right onto Grand Central and then make an immediate right onto Magnolia and  find the starting location in the parking lot on the left. For a map, go to

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail with a shiggy level of 1 on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest. There will be one beer stop and one shot stop.

Hares: Blowing 4 Gold and Pythagorean Semen will be the "live" hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Retreat, located located 123 S Hyde Park Ave. To get there from the starting location, suggest you leave your car parked at near and walk 0.1 miles east on Grand Central Ave and then make a left onto S Hyde Park Ave and find the Retreat on the immediate left. For a map, go to

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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