Jolly Roger H3
of theTampaBayMetroArea

Rectal Room Mate's
Riverview Redneck Hash
Trail #879
Sat, Apr 6th, 2013
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Hare Blessings

Dale Earnhart, Charlie Daniels, and Larry the Cable Guy
Itís time to have our inner beings collide,

So crank up the Skynyrd!
And letís start this ride!
Get out your Sunday Best,
Of Camo, Nascar and maybe a Hunting Vest.

So break out the Red, White and Blue!
(PBR of course!)
For this is ĎMerica!
And all others can kiss our Ass!

Repeat after Me!

Bless this Hare!
Bless this Trail!
Restraining Orders no Catchus,
Banjos no Hearus,
Sinkholes no Swallowus!

In the name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And The Redneck Run!

Standard JRH3 blessing

Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Rectal Room Mate and Puppy were the hares, Peterphile was the FRB, Blownin 4 Gold was the FBI and Kitty Litter won the Brainless Award.


 Hash Trash (Expanded Hash Trash or map of trail)

Should have worn pants on trail today. Shiggy socks weren't enough. This is what I get for committing to character. Shaving my legs is going to hard for a while.

Inda Linda

Great trail yesterday Rectal . . .


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #879
Rectal Room Mate's Riverview Redneck Hash
Saturday, April 6th, 2013

Theme: Come dressed like a redneck! Wear a NASCAR shirt, bib overalls, have missing teeth, etc. Just GIT-ER-DONE and come on out! Click here for info on last year's Redneck hash.

Why: Reasons you MIGHT be a redneck & need to come to Rectalís Riverview Redneck Trail.

Where: Meet behind the Sun Trust Bank, located at 11721 Boyette Rd, in Riverview, FL 33569 (same place as last year). For a map, go to

When: Meet at 2 PM, on trail at 3 PMish. Please note the earlier than usual times!

Directions: From I-4 & I-275, in central Tampa, go west on I-4 for 7.5 miles to Exit 9. Go south on I-75 for 10.8 miles to Exit 250. Go left, or west on Gibsonton Dr/Boyette Rd for 3.1 miles and find the Sun trust Bank on the right, just prior to McMullen Booth Rd. For a map,


Trail: This will be a 4-5 mile trail with 1 beer stops and shiggy level of 3, (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Hares: Rectal Room Mate and Puppy will be the rednecks hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Redneck Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Bring your stuff to donate. One redneck's trash is another redneck's treasure.

On After: The on after will be at the Beer Shed, located at 11222 Casa Loma Dr, Riverview, FL 33569 where they will have food, karaoke, and of course, cheep beer. BRING CASH! They don't take credit cards, but they do have and ATM, for a charge. This is an awesome redneck bar, with outside seating right on the Alafia River. You definitely will want to attend this on after.  For a map, go to To get there from the staring location, go left on McMullen Booth Rd for .8 miles, left on McMullen Booth Loop Rd for .8 miles, right on Casa Loma Dr for .1 miles and find the Beer Shed on the right. For a map, go to

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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