Jolly Roger H3
of theTampaBayMetroArea

Trail #839
 Puppy's Air Force Promotion Party Hash

Wenesday, December 5th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

I, Puppy Bartholomew JoJo Simpson,
Promise to protect the shenanigans of the kennel
And the debauchery of the Hash,
To drink all liquor foreign and domestic,
To ignore all orders from mismanagement
And create general chaos
For the enjoyment of all hashers
Sober enough to remember,
So help me “G”

Repeat after me!

Bless this Hare,
Bless this trail,
Coppus no Catchus,
Doggus no Biteus,
Holes no Hurtus,
In the name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And The Holy Run.

Standard JRH3 blessing?

Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Puppy was the hare, Just Brian(Smith) was the FRB, JustNatalie (Commisa) was the FBI, Always The Bull wont the Brainless Award  Shitty Name was the RA, Suck My Strap On was the OnSec & Hash Cash. Urine Trouble and YMCA were the Beer Angels, Liquor & I Be Smart both drove the beer truck. Did I miss anybody?


Expanded Hash Trash

I personally got lost, followed the wrong marks, thought I was trail the whole time, and made it back to the end of trail after about a mile and a half of running. In my frustration I walked up to the Jerk Hut drive through, got two Jamaican patties, and mowed through them before end circle.

However... there were 3 reasons this hash was great:

1. Puppy's promotion. Proof that hashing is good for you and your life.

2. Free beer and chili mac and the I Don't Care Bar and Grill. Puppy doesn't even drink beer but he was generous enough to provide free beer for all the hashers. Also because of the location a certain hasher got to Allouette an unsuspecting young woman and we all got to watch her blush and giggle uncomfortably. Blushing usually starts at "cum stained teeth" or if she's really modest "blow job lips".

3. The return of THE BULL. Yes if you haven't heard already Always The Bull has made her first official appearance since she left us in April. Sharing stories from Alaska, mooning us, sniffing flour, drinking cheap liquor drinks, and timing her obscene jokes just right. She's back and if you've never met her before then make it your duty to do so. You'll be glad you did.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #839
Puppy's Air Force Promotion Party Hash
Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

What: Puppy got promoted. Come help him celebrate! Free food & beer at the on after compliments of Puppy.

Where: Meet in the old vacant Winn Dixie parking lot, behind Sonic, located in the NW corner of Gandy and Manhattan, in South Tampa, FL. An approximate address is 4479 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 18:30 on trail at 19:30 (6:30 PM & 7:30 PM)..

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry for 4.2 miles. Go right on Gandy for .9 miles and find the parking lot on the right, just after Manhattan. For a map, go to

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile trail dead hare trail with 1 beer stop and 1 shot stop and a shiggy factor of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest. This will be a "puppy friendly trail!

Hare: Puppy will be the hare.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the I Don't Care Bar & Grill, located about 1/4 mile north of the Gandy at 4556 S Manhattan, Tampa, FL. Suggest you leave your vehicles at the start and walk to the on after, as parking is limited there. For a map, go to There will be free food and beer at the on after, compliments of Puppy, because “It's tradition for the Promotee to buy the beer for his friends."

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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