Jolly Roger H3
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Trail #833
USMC Birthday Hash

Friday, November 9th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

Comings soon from Lock Jaws.

Repeat after me:

Standard JRH3 blessing

Lock Jaws

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Spicy Dick Slapper, Diaper Dasher and Hannibal Leopard were the hares, Monkey See Monkey Poo was the FRB, Lock Jaws was the FBI, Just Will won the Brainless Award, Spicy was the RA and Inda Linda was the OnSec's and Hash Cash. Inda also acted as a beer angel as well as Urine Trouble and Metawhorical Sunshine. Thanks to Bed-N-Bucfest for driving the beer truck. Did I miss anybody?


Expanded Hash Trash


There was excitement in the air. Hares Spicy Dick Slapper, Diaper Dasher, and Hanibal Leopard had only a 237 second head start on the live trail.

Shortly after the pack was off we were immediately mislead. We ended up picking up trail through a field and a parking garage. We then climbed into and out of a deep ditch to cross the street aaaaaannnnnddd that's where I got lost. I fell behind because I fell at the beginning, then couldn't climb out of the ditch, took the work around, and then got to a 360 check where every direction was marked dead. I turned back around and headed to the start. Got back in just in time for the runners to arrive. Never even got to taste the shots that night :(

Everyone else said the trail was great. There was shiggy. There were shots (Pina Colada and something red). There was a Coors Light stop with no Coors Light! 6 gorgeous female virgins! Hashers were drunkish. We were near G6's and constantly interuppted by loud planes. A virgin won the theme contest that she's had way more Marine stuff in her than on her (rewarded for honesty). Toe tags were dispersed. Even I ended up having fun.

I think the quote of the night was: "I would call you in circle for being a dumbass, but being a dumbass is totally hash appropriate."-Thumper Humper

Thanks to all the hares for a great trail!

On- Really gotta work on the cardio.-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #833
USMC Birthday Hash
Friday, November 9th, 2012

Theme: Wear anything Marine Corps related. If you you don't have any, camo or sister service or patriotic will do.

Where: Meet in dirt parking behind the building located at 2404 N Westshore Blvd, Tampa, FL 33607. For a map, go to  For a map of the the field go to

Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.4 miles to Exit 40A. Go right on N Westshore Blvd for .7 miles. After crossing Boyscout Rd you will be in the International Mall grounds. Make the first left to stay on Westshhore Blvd and then make an immediate right. Continue for .1 miles. Go left onto Airport Service Rd for about .1 miles and find the starting location on the right in the big open field. For a map, go to

Trail: This will be 3.3 mile trail with 3 shot stops and a beer stop. The shiggy level of this trail will be about 2.5 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. Make sure you bring a flashlight as it will be dark out!

Hares: Spicy Dick Slapper, Diaper Dasher & Hannibal Leopard will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. The extra dollar for drinkers is to cover the shots.

On After: The on after will be at the Pub, located in International Plaza across the street from the start.

Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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