Jolly Roger H3
of theTampaBayMetroArea
Trail #831
3rd Annual Pirate Red Dress Run
Saturday, November 3rd, 2012
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For information about our next Pirate Red Dress Run, scheduled for October 19th, 2013, go to the bottom of this page, or click here.


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Hare Blessings
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Our pack is all dressed to the nines,
And our women are so very fine.

Men in red dresses may be considered gay,
Only if it were another day

We wear our dresses with pride
And drink our beers in stride.

Repeat After Me!

Bless these Hares,
Bless this Trail,
Dresses no Ripus,
Stockings no Runus,
Beer no Failus,
Holes no Hurtus.

In the name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And the Holy Run!
“On-Out!”
Shitty Name

 Based on standard JRH3 blessing


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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Be-N-Bucfest, Lepracock & Urine Trouble were the hares, Taxidermiphiliac was the FRB, Dirty White Girl was the FBI, Math Sucks won the Brainless Award, Shitty Name was the RA and Inda Linda was the OnSec and the Hash Cash. Thanks to YMCA Lepracock for driving the beer truck and to Creamy and YMCA for acting as Beer Angels. Did I miss anybody?

Dab



Expanded Hash Trash

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This years red dress was fantastic! By the end we were all pizza'd, tattooed, puddinged, drunk, songed, and gatored out. It was great meeting Takes it up the Eh and seeing Math Sucks again. I have to say it was worth the trip because only at the Jolly Roger red dress could you all at once see Little Peter Ass Eater run around with his thong hanging between his legs, a giant pussy magnet, Insane Clown Pussys duct taped stripper boots, bearded elegance, a cross dressing baby (we love Kaz!), and Taxis glorious (or unsettling) body hair in a lower cut dress. Let's face it we get bits of this throughout the year but there's something magical about it all occurring at once. Thanks to B&B, Lepracock, and Urine Trouble for an awesome trail!

On-Those tatoos never did stick to my cleavage.- On,
Inda Linda



Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #831
3rd Annual "Pirate" Red Dress Hash
 Saturday, November 3rd, 2012
 

Theme: Show up wearing in your sexiest Pirate Red Dress. Does that mean you should wear a red dress, red pirate garb, or a combination of both.   We'll leave that up to you.  After all this is the Jolly Roger H3. Arrrrrr!  This is an RSVP event! See below for RSVP info.

Where: Meet in the SE section of the Publix Supermarket parking lot, located at 8975 Racetrack Rd, Oldsmar, FL 33677. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/QvCMk.

When: Meet at 2 PM, on trail at 3 PMish.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Merge onto FL 589/Veteran's Expressway for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west, on Hillsborough Ave for 7.1 miles. Go right onto Racetrack Rd for .1 miles and find the Publix on the right. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/5R8h8. 

Trail: This will be 2.5 mile running trail followed by a mini-pub crawl through 3-4 bars. The shiggy level will be a 1, based on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.

Donations: Suggest $20 for drinkers and $10 for non-drinkers to cover beer, shots, food, gimmies, toe tags and prizes.

Prizes: There will be prizes for the best dressed male and female. Sorry, no raffle on this one.

RSVP: Please let us know if you plan to attend. The first 33 that RSVP by Monday Oct 29th are guaranteed the gimmies. Send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855.

Who's Coming: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Hares: Bed-N-Bucfest, Lepracock & Urine Trouble will be the hares.

On After: TBD.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

2013 Pirate Red Dress Run

Plan on attending our 2013 Pirate Red Dress? If you would like to stay at the Hash Hotel that will be within walking distance from the start, contact the Holiday Inn, located at 3990 Tampa Rd, Oldsmar FL 34677. Call 813-854-5080 and tell them you are with the Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers Group to get a double for $59 and a suite for $69 per night (Friday and/or Saturday, Oct 18th & 19th, 2013). For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/6PbB3. More details to follow.































 

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