Jolly Roger H3
of theTampaBayMetroArea

Trail #827
Magic Pussy Hash

Plus Just Erin's Virgin Lay
October 20th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

We have two pussy hares today
Thumper, and its just Erin's virgin lay

They got us guys dressed as male strippers
All in hopes we'll pull down our zippers

But guys don't look so forlon
We have a raffle with some porn

So repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Dog  us no bit us
Beer us no spill us
Cop us no stop us

In the name of the flower, yadda, yadda, yadda....

Based on the standard JRH3 blessing

Ship Wrecktum

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Just Erin (Ivory) & Thumper Humper were the hares, Publicker was the FRB,  Hairless Hood Ornament was the FBI, Ship Wrecktum won the Brainless Award, Ship Wrectkum was the RA, Inda Linda was the OnSec and Urine Trouble collected hash cash. Just Erin was named Minimum 2 Squirts.


Expanded Hash Trash

Two live pussies (Thumper Humper and 2 Squirt Minimum-Formerly Just Erin) were being chased in South Tampa Saturday night. If one were to follow the right path it would be impossible for the pussies to be obtained. These were no easy pussies. They teased the pack with promises of much alcohol and pleasure but much work had to be done in order to reach the climax. Alas Tanya Hard On and Publicker snared them but only at the very end and only by luck (which is how most men snare their pussies). The hashers arrived at the end and the sexiness continued. P-Thag was a shirtless Texas stripper. Little Peter Asshole eater was a stripper with a fro. Insane Clown Pussy was a traditional bow tie stripper. Crotch on The Rocks brother Johnathan was an actual stripper. Liquor was in a leopard catsuit. Suck my Strap On was a skunk, it's not a cat but close enough. Our muggle wanderer Just Yuri wore enough cologne to counteract Strap On's skunk costume ( I liked the cologne). There were jello shots! There was alcohol! There was the naming of 2 Squirt Minimum (Just Erin)!

Thanks to Ship Wreckum for RAing and HPV for Name Meistering!

On- Bringing food to a place that serves food might, just might, piss off the bar workers. -On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #827
Magic Pussy Hash
And Hash Raffle!

Saturday, October 20th, 2012

Theme: The theme is based on the movie "Magic Mike'. Guys come dressed as male strippers. Gals come dressed as pussy cats.

Where: Meet in the parking lot just north of the Green Iguana, located at 4025 S Westshore Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611. Feel free to show up early and patronize the Green Iguana as its their overflow parking lot we're using for the start. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 4:30 PM, on trail at 5:30 PM (please note the odd times!).

Directions: To get there from I-4 and I-275, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 40A. Go left, or south on S Westshore Blvd for 3.3 miles and find the parking area on the right, just prior to the Green Iquana. For a map, go to

Trail: Expect a 3-5 mile "live hare" trail with several beverage stops (Just Erin is cleaning our her liquor cabinet) and a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

Hares: Just Erin (Ivory) and Thumper Humper will be the hares. This will be Just Erin's virgin lay, hopefully her naming and probably her farewell hash as she will be moving to New Zealand on a TBD short notice date.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hash Raffle: Its a Saturday hash, so YES, there will be a hash raffle. Bring your stuff to donate. One person's trash is another person's treasure.

On After: The on after will be at Mac Kenzie's Sports Tavern, located at 4015 S Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33611. For a map, go to To get there from the starting location, go north on Westshore for 328 feet, turn left after the Circle K and find Mac Kenzie's on the left. Its in the same building as Circle K, except on the north side. For a map, go to

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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