Jolly Roger H3
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Urine Trouble's

Talk Like A Pirate
Birthday Hash
Trail #819
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

We's be here this evening
To blunder the wench Urine
On she's birthday
As she sets a dead trail

With her's sailor matey HPV
Hope they led us to Bounty!

Bless those hares, Arrrr!
Bless this trail, Matey!
Ship us no Shink usFus us no bite us!

Standard Blessing

Rectal Room Mate

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Urine Trouble & HPV were the hares, Taxi was the FRB, Hairless Hood Ornament was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

What I Learned from Last Nights Trail

1) The Junk Flash Award of the year might have to go to Shitty Name for :

--Amount of people flashed
--Good timing of the flash
--Sheer amount anger expressed by the crowd during and after the flash.

I would give you a high five but I'm still disturbed and confused.

2) If you don't have an FRB chain a giant industrial extension cord will do.

3) With all the positions he's achieved in the hashing world I believe Rectal Roomate himself has just become a hash.

3) I found out Tan Guys name is Mini Magnum. To pick up ladies though he should probably introduce himself as Tan Guy.

4) Tanya Hardon used to be a figure skater. Hence the name.

5) People are still surprised that I "run" trail.

6) It's always a true pleasure to see Metawhorical Sunshine. Even the name is pleasant to say: Metawhorical Sunshine. Don't tell me there isn't a voice of a happy fairy saying that in your head.

7) We aren't strict enough with our birthday spankings because both Urine Trouble and Suck My Strap On didn't get them. They should get double next time.

8) Just Erin goes all the way...with her costumes. Totally worth it.

Thanks to HPV and Urine trouble for haring!

On- On,
Inda Linda


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #819
Urine Trouble's

 Talk Like A Pirate Day - Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

Theme: Talk & dress like pirates. Arrrrrr! For info on this theme, click here.

Where: Meet in the parking lot of CJ's Tavern, located at 1318 W Linebaugh Ave, Tampa, FL 33612. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 4.6 miles to Exit 50. Go west on Busch Blvd for .9 miles. Take the 3rd right onto North Blvd for .5 miles. Go left onto W Linebaugh for .3 miles and find CJ's on the left. For a map, go to

Hare: Urine Trouble & HPV will be arrrrr hares.

Donations: Suggest $9 for drinkers and $6 for non-drinkers. The additional $3 is for pizza at the on after. Subtract $3 if you don't want pizza.

On After: The on after will be at CJ's Tavern back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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