Suck My Stap On's

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #815
Suck My Stap On's Virgin Lay
Plus Strap On's & Dab's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

Hashy Birthday to Suck My Strapon and to Dabadoo
We hope you sucked on until you turn blue.
So good luck on trail and best birthday wishes to...
Our hares for the day... Where does trail go? We have not a clue.

Standard Blessing

Spicy Dickslapper

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Dab & Suck My Strap On were the hares, Publicker was the FRB, Hairless Hood Ornament was the FBI and HPV won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

"Our Scribe, Inda Linda, did not attend this hash but wrote this hash trash just from looking at the photos.


What I gathered from the pictures:

It was Dab and Strap On's birthday trail.
They each required 3 virgin men and 3 virgin women to thrust them into another hash year.
A very happy Tan Guy jumps in the mix and joins the virgins.
Taxi and Hairless Hood Ornament show off what they practiced before circle to perfectly synchronize their down-downs while Rusty and ID gaze off into the distance at Tan Guy.
Dab does chalk talk and explains something specific that people didn't catch...... like trails is A to B or something that like. Pretty sure Tan Guy caught it.
Spicy wants people to get ass to ass and EVERYONE quickly and willingly complies.
Virgins get back in.
Tan Guy can't get enough and gets back in the mix.
Then out of nowhere Tan Guy starts mouth to mouth "whistle swapping" with Hairless Hood Ornament.
Tan Guy knows how to get the party started.
Everyone starts drinking.
Goo and P-Thag can't even keep their eyes open.
Now everyone is ass to ass again and Tan Guy is in the front instigating.
HPV is clearly saying that he just be representin' Rash all up in this motha'.
Tan Guy plays a trick on Creamy and fills the beer pitcher with rocks and Creamy has a hard time hauling it.

Hashy Birthday Dab and Suck My Strap On!

Special thanks to the Tan Guy (that is not his name or hash name) for being a good sport, I hope.

On- I'm tan too so it's not racist.-On

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #815
Suck My Stap On's Virgin Lay
Plus Strap On's & Dab's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

Where: Meet in the left rear parking lot of the Press Box Sports Emporium, located at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33609. For a map, go to Don't forget to bring a flashlight as it will be dark on the later part of trail.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275, left, or south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy. For a map, go to

Shiggy Level: This will be a dead hare trail with a shiggy level of 1 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the highest.

Hares: Suck My Strap On & Dab will be the hares and the birthday peeps.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Press Box back at the start.

Remarks: Bring a flashlight

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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