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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
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U-Drive, Taxidermiphiliac & Pleasure
Chest were
the hares, Hannibal Leopard was the FRB, Hairless Hood Ornament was the FBI and
P-Thag & Rash won the
Brainless Award.
Dab
Hash Trash
I got out of bed at 6:30 at night to
go to Walmart in my usual going out clothes. I needed to pick up some
Swisher Sweets cigars. I made a wrong turn and ended up in the Target
parking lot. Then I spotted him....the most beautiful butt crack and bare
stomach I'd ever seen. He said "Hi I'm Rectal Roomate." I was instantly in
love. I needed to be where he was. I was told I was at something called a
hash. I loved me some corn beef hash so I thought "Hell why not?". I was
confused when they brought out the flour but I figured it was French corn
beef hash or something. Then all of a sudden he started running so I went
after him. I tried to catch him but I could not. A nice lady (I think her
name was Humper) offered to push me in the Walmart cart she found in the
ditch but it wasn't gonna be fast enough. I felt desperate and confused. In
fact right before I got to Target I saw a guy throwing flour out of his car
down the road. I didn't understand why the flour was coming out of the car
why the drivers name was Taxi but not the car. I was hot, sweaty, and tired.
Was Rectal Roomate worth all this? Then I saw another man wearing a shirt
that looked like a beer. His name was Plug N Grub and with his sensual
Alabama accent he made me forget about Rectal Roomate all too quickly. Then
he started running. Damn! There was this lady On Ahead and a man named
Spreadcheeks they were hankering for some Swisher Sweets too so we gave up
and went to 7-11. After that I was happy smokin' my cigars following a
Puppy. At the end I saw my Plug N Grub and then we finally....
(Alarm Clock Sounds)
Inda Linda abruptly awoke from her nightmare. Trying to sort things she
thought to herself "I would hate to live in a world where I choose any one
over my sweet Rectal Roomate. Why was hashing new to me? Corn beef hash is
disgusting!". Shaken she then got in her car, pajamas and all, to go pick up
some Swisher Sweets at Walmart.
Thanks to Rusty Pipes and Taxidermiphiliac for last nights trail. Also
thanks to Ship Wrecktum for RA-ing, Urine for On- Sec-ing, YMCA, Goes Down
Easy, and Spicy for Beer Angeling.
On-I love that this phone auto corrects all my dirty words to hash names-On,
Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Trail #809
Rusty-Taxi's
"People Of WalMart"
Birthday Hash
Wednesday, August 11th, 2012
Where:
Meet in the Target parking lot, located at 15240 North Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa, FL 33618. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/F0c54.When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions:
From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to
Exit 53. Go left on Bearss for 3.2 miles. Go right on Dale Mabry for .3 miles
and find Target on the left.
For a map, go to
http://goo.gl/maps/iwlh9.
Trail: This will be a 3 mile,
"dead" hare trail,
with 1 beverage stop
with Jello shots. The shiggy level
will be a 1
on a
Hares: Rusty Pipes &
Taxidermiphiliac (Rusty - Taxi) will be the hares and the birthday boys & girls.
Donations:
On After:
Phone Number: For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline:
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