Jolly Roger H3
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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
Pythagorean Semen & Inda Linda were
the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB,
JaneFondleMyAss was the FBI and
the hares won the
Brainless Award. Just Tanya was named Suck My Strap On.
I was anxiously awaiting the hash
trash from my XXX Birthday Hash...and after a few beers this evening, I
decided we should make it an interactive hash trash.
So, reply to this with your version of hash trash, or at least your favorite part about the hash.
I need at least 3 hashers to do this, otherwise I will feel stupid. Don't make me feel stupid during my birthday month.
Below are my favorite moments (the ones I remember) in bullet format because I teach math, not English.
...My see-through velcro-pull-away boxers were very comfortable. They provided a lot of air flow.
...Someone spilled some shots on my car seats. I still have not cleaned that up.
- A special thanks to the parking attendant who decided not to stop the alcohol fueled rave occurring in his lot.
- A special thanks to Foozy and Swamp for bringing the speakers and being the shot servers.
--Sorry about the trash. It's impossible for me to do them all and as you see trash for that one would have been a doozy. Also as hare I don't know if I could correctly convey trail experience.--
Great trail!!!! Here's to....
- Tutorials on how to properly apply the whip spanking.
-"Finding" trail treasure (parking sign) with Access and Just Erin.
- Realizing how gay a gay bar really is as soon as I spotted the topless bartenders.
- subsequently betting on which bartenders were really gay.
- Having P-Thag and When Fairy Met Sally confirm our bets.
My (Spreadcheek's) most impressionable memory
of the XXX birthday hash was...
Finally arriving at the official "On On After" of Skins Tampa Full Nude Ultra Lounge figuring I'd be the last hasher to arrive (I'm still pushing for a name change to "Always Cums Late"). On the contrary, I was greeted by the manager who informed me I was the first hasher to arrive. I responded that this was impossible and asked to do a quick walk-through. What I witnessed were five disheveled looking male patrons trying to exchange food stamps for lap dances and a bevy of lonely and bored looking girls lining the outer walls of the establishment in what reminded me of a scene from a dance at a middle school gymnasium (sans the garters, lacy undergarments, plethora of prescription pain killers, and heavy scent of Secret underarm deodorant).
The manager then told me that he had brought in extra girls for the event. That's when I remarked that the hashers must have all been robbed along the way since they were carrying so much spending cash in the form of George Washingtons and Alexander Hamiltons, and that I had to form a search party. I then hastily made my exit (after a few lap dances, naturally, and a shot of penicillin, which I always keep in my glove box.)
Reader's Digest Version: I did not get lost.
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Thank Gispert Its Friday
Triple X (XXX = 30th) Birthday Hash
Friday, August 3rd, 2012
Where: Meet in the dirt parking lot, located in the SW corner of N 14th St and E 6th Ave, in YBor City (Tampa, FL)http://goo.gl/maps/6abD. An approximate address is 1359 E 6th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605. Cost for parking is $6.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 and I-4, go east on I-4 for 0.2 miles to Exit 1. Merge onto E 13th Avenue for 0.2 miles. Go right onto N 21st St for 0.3 miles. Then go right onto E 7th Ave for 0.5 miles and find the parking lot on the left http://goo.gl/maps/j7pY.
Trail:This will be 2-3 mile "dead" hare trail with 1 beer stop and 1 shot stop and a shiggy level of 1.69, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.
Donations/Costs:Suggest $7 for drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers. The extra dollar is for toe tags and shots.
Hares:Pythagorean Semen and Inda Linda will be the hares.
On After:The on after will be at a Hot Willy's! Who doesnít love a good sausage after trail? Check out their menu at www.hotwillys.com. Hot Willy's is located at 1604 N 17th St, Tampa, FL 33605 http://goo.gl/maps/fXbN. Its on the west side of 17th St between 5th and 6th Ave. To get there from the starting location, go right, or south on 14th St. Take the first left on E 5th Ave for .2 miles. Go left on 17th St and find Hot Willy's on the left http://goo.gl/maps/MH2W.
On On After:We are headed to Skins Tampa Full Nude Ultra Lounge (female strip joint) after our sausage feast. They are giving us a discount of $5 admission for everyone. For admission into the lap dance area, it is an extra $10. This is apparently a great deal. You can check out the girls at www.fullnudetampa.com. Skins is located at 1620 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33605 http://goo.gl/maps/MBXV. From Hot Willy's, go right, on 17th St for .2 miles, right on Adamo for 82 feet and find Skins on the right http://goo.gl/maps/8MId.
On On On After: The on on on after will be at Honey Pots (a gay bar), located at 1507 E 7th Ave, Tampa, FLhttp://goo.gl/maps/6wbZ. Its cost another $5 to get into Honey Pot. From Skins, go right on Adamo for .1 mile, make the first right onto N 15th St for .3 miles, right on E 7th Ave for about 150 ft and find Honey Pots on the right http://goo.gl/maps/S1P7.
Phone Number: For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline:Click here to view it.