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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
Spicy Dick Slapper and Lock Jaws were the hares,
Come to the Cock side
was the FRB, Cirque de Sphincter
was the FBI and Just Vinny won the Brainless Award?
We had a great night with some shitty
Lockjaws and Spicy hared the Jolly Roger 802 trail. Thanks to mother nature and those devious hares, there were raging rapids, tons of SHIGGY, and everyone got wet on trail. Casual Friday managed to go for a swim (in murky flood water) and Come to the Cock Side was almost impaled by a deer.
Later, Hannibal Leopard and Just Tanya hared Naked Pirate #5. No need for flashlights on the trail, disco cock rings and blinking boobie tassels lit the way. Coitus didus interruptus as is usual and acceptable NPH3 hash behavior.
The evening continued with hot tub shennanigans and the usual drunken debauchery.
We are all looking forward to following Casual's vagina on the Bay to Beaches Pash and jump right into the TBH3 trail with Rectal Roommate.
Don't forget about the body paint blacklight party and the predator blood naked trail.
Spicy Dick Slapper
Trail Directions & Info
Naked Pirate H3 (NPH3)
Friday-Sunday, July 20-22nd, 2012
What: Come join us at the "clothing optional" Suwannee Valley Resort Campground, located at 786 NW Stephen Foster Drive, White Springs, FL for a fun filled weekend of hashing! Its just NE of I-75 and I-10 in northern Florida. Note: This is a multi-hash campout hosted by the NPH3. There are currently 5 hashes participating with an open invitation to any other hashes that would like to join in.
Registration (Rego) Cost: $69 rego fee includes all the beer you can drink from Fri 4pm to Sun 12 noon. Dinner is provided Saturday night only. Plus, a custom NPH3 full size sarong, toe tag, 5 foot trails and a paddling hash (Pash) scheduled.
RSVP/Rego:Click here to obtain the rego form on the NPH3 Yahoo Group page. Click here to view rego form on the JRH3 Yahoo Group page. Click here to view the rego form on the TBH3 Yahoo Group page. Other Links: NPR3 Hash Space, NPH3 Yahoo Group.
Friday, July 20th:
4pm - 8pm check-in (pick up your gimmie, toe tag and pitch a tent).
9pm -Jolly Roger H3 Thank Gispert Its Friday Trail #802, hared by Spicy Dick Slapper & Lock Jaws.
12am (midnight) - Naked Pirate H3 Trail, hared by Spicy Dick Slapper.
Saturday July 21st:
AM - Pool time, hangover recovery (bar opens 9am).
Noon - Bay 2 Beaches H3 Paddle Hash & Foot Trail (clothing required) hared by Casual Friday.
4pm - Tampa Bay H3 Trail #889, hared by Rectal Room Mate.
Sunday, July 22nd:
11am - Sarasota Circus H3 Topless Tu-Tu Trail, hare by the Circus H3 (wear a tutu on trail).
Campground Info: When you arrive, check in at the front desk (you'll be pre-paid, just need a waiver signed and check off your name) and then follow the on on feet to park next to our camp space and check in with Spicy to pick up your sarong and find the BEER.
- RV/Camper Hook Ups: You can bring a camper/RV, or rent one from the campground, if you want AC or simply don't like to tent. Reserve sites with hook ups directly with the campground.
-- 30 amp Hookup: $14.50 a night for 2 people, additional person in the RV is $5. Fees are on top of rego price.
-- 50 amp Hookup: $16.80 a night for 2 people, additional person in the RV is $10. Fees are on top of rego price.
- Food: These are the menu items for the Suwannee Valley Resort Campground Kitchen.
-- Breakfast: breakfast sandwiches, eggs, french toast, pancakes, bacon, sausage, biscuits. Prices from $3.50 to $7.50
-- Lunch/Dinner: Burgers, Angus hotdogs, Philly cheese steak or chicken cheese steak, chicken sandwich, grilled cheese, salad with grilled chicken.
-- Everything comes with one side (cucumber salad, chips, coleslaw or potato salad). Prices range from about $5-8.
- Bar: Stays open until whenever the crowd dies down. Most drinks are $3-4 for a double.
- Miscellaneous: Large pool, big hot tub (holds 25+ people), horseshoes, volleyball, shuffleboard, redneck golf, canoe/kayak rentals, free wifi.
--Very laid back owners and staff, 50 acres of wooded trails and we have the r#n of the place. TONS OF SHIGGY!!!!
-- All camp fees are deeply discounted and included in your rego. EXCEPT food and drinks you order from the bar!
-- Due to on-going road construction, there may be a detour for the last mile or so.
-- Paddle hash-bring kayak or canoe. If you don't have one, link up with someone who has extra space or you can elect to take the foot trail and meet the paddlers at the beer stop.
-- Bring towel to sit on in the bar and pool area. No naked asses on shared chairs.
-- Bring hashing clothes for trails that go off property.