Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #800
Saturday, July 14th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

We have two lovely hares to show us the way
As we celebrate our great milestone today

We drink to the our big 8-oh-oh
To the hash started over 9 years ago

Thatís 800 hashes of:
Beer stops and cheap shots
Big tits and small cocks
Fast hares with some snares
In rain or shine
With bare behinds
Down Downs and loud hounds
A Brainless for the Saneless
FRBís, FBIís, DFLís, and SOBís
Ducking McDonaldís whales
And some shitty SHITTY trails!
Walls with balls
Kilts without guilts
Colorful dresses with no second guesses
Even chains that weíre lugging
Are gone in a mugging
Limos and bimbos
Booze on the cruise
With as many themes as you can dream

Thereís the flour, the fun, and the unholy runs
But Iím not quite doneÖ

800 hashes with all of this shit
And they all start with this little bitÖ

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Beer-us no spill-us
Cop-us no stop-us
And rain-us no soak-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


F*ckle Up

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Metawhorical Sunshine & Access All Areas were the hares, Whiney Bitch was the FRB, Lock Jaws was the FBI and Pythagorean Semen  won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

Whatever I write isnít going to be as good as F*ckleís blessing for the 800. I believe it deserves an encore. Highlights of what happened on trail are below the blessing.

1.P-Thag got brainless for not swallowing when Spreadcheeks administered some whipped cream Bukkake while being tied off.

2. We invaded a Christian Rap concert in the park.

3. Menus were handed out by the establishment before trail (odd but smart).

4. I didn't catch is name but a fellow hasher won the new pair of panties I donated to the raffle and instantly wore them. That hasher was a man.

5. Popsicles were licked seductively and not so seductively when the ice cream truck stopped by.

6. Access All Areas and Metawhorical Sunshine provided tasty shots.

7. Accusations were sandwiched with down downs more accusations then more down downs.

8. So many blow jobs. So many.

The larger these things are the harder it is to keep track.

On- I wanna write a blessing too.-On,

Inda Linda
Inda Linda?

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #

Saturday, July 14th, 2012

Where: Meet in the Jack Willies Tiki Bar & Grill parking lot, located at 1013 St. Petersburg Dr, W Oldsmar, FL. For a map, go to

When: Meet at 5 PM, on trail at 6 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west, on Hillsborough Ave for 8.9 miles. Turn slight left in order to stay on FL 580, at the fork in the road, for 1.2 miles. Turn left onto FL-590/St. Petersburg Drive for .1 mile and find Jack Willies on the right. For a map, go to

Hares: Metawhorical Sunshine & Access All Areas will be the hares.

Trail: This will be a 3.69 miles with one beer stop and one shot stop and a shiggy level of 2 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.

Hash Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Its Saturday, so game on! Bring your stuff to donate. One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Suggested Donation: $17 for drinkers and $14 for non-drinkers. Subtract $10 if you do not want the T-shirt ($7 drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers).

RSVP: RSPVs are not required. They were just for people who wanted T-shirts and personalized name tags. Everyone is welcome, whether they RSVP'd or not.

Who's Coming: Click here to see who did RSVP.

phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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