Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #797

Independence Day Hash

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

Itís the 4th of July
A day of independence
Itís Red, White and Blue
And maybe some Goo too

And thereís no better way
But to celebrate with a trail today

Repeat after me;

Coppus no Catchus
Dogus no Biteus
Holes no Hurtus
Explosions no Burnus

In the name of the Flour
The Fun
And the Holy Run


Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Lepracock & Bed & Buck Fest were the hares, Spicy Dick Slapper was the FRB, Lock Jaws was the FBI and Choice Of A new Penetration won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

A very long count back was laid at the very beginning. The ground said "count back start" our first beer stop was right where we had started. We then headed in the opposite direction and ended in an empty parking lot where we named a hasher (read in HPV's voice trying to imitate Darth Vader)....Come to the Cock Side.

After end circle at one point to my right was Urine practicing her talent out in the open. Straight ahead was Diaper, Spicy, and Foozy blowing things up. Foozy hovering over the fancy explosives a little longer than any one liked. To my left was Pen practically spread eagle wearing a sarong. Off in the distance were other hashers making the most of the shore. The ground was covered in watermelon seeds. Our hare B&B wrangling us into the next phase of the night. It was peacefully chaotic. Hanging with the hashers made for a great fourth of July.

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #797

Independence Day Hash

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012

Theme: Come dressed wearing something patriotic. There will be a prize for the most patriotic, provided by the hares!

Where: Meet in the northeast parking lot of Crabby Bill's Bar & Grill/Best Western Hotel, located at 7700 West Courtney Campbell Causway, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 5 PM, on trail at 6:00 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Merge onto FL-60 W towards Clearwater for 1.6 miles. Take Exit 2A for FL-60 towards Clearwater for .4 miles. Merge onto the Courtney Campbell Causeway/FL-60 for 1.3 miles and find Crabby Bill's on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be at 2-3 mile, pre-laid, "dead hare" trial with 2 beverage stops and a special treat at the 2nd stop for the pack. The shiggy level will be a 1 on 1-5 scale with 5 being the highest.

Hares: Bed-N-Buc Fest & Lepracock will be the "dead hares".

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Crabby Bills, back at the start, where we will watch fireworks from several nearby locations shortly after dusk. You might want to bring some of your own drinks in case we need to relocate for a better view the fireworks than can be seen from Crabby Bills.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.


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