Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #795
Kitty Litter's
50th Time Haring
For The JRH3
Wednesday, June 27th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

Kitty’s haring for the 50th time
So you’ll know it will be divine

The showers went away
So you know this trail won’t be gay

May the Flour be true and checks be grand
Coming out of Ole’ Kitty’s hand

Repeat After Me:

Copus no Catchus
Doggus no Biteus
Holes no Hurtus
Beer no Fearus

In the name of the Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run


Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Kitty Litter was the hare, Mommy Deepest was the FRB, Accidental Anal was the FBI and Will Sing 4 Head won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

There were attractive shirtless male Virgins and Justs with tattoos in the correct places. I also remember a pretty Virgin girl that had an extremely impressive split. There was a part of trail where you could jump off a dock and into the water if you chose (hence all the shirtless men). We had the normal trail shenanigans from this hare and bunch of hashers turned out including Spreadcheeks, Accidental Anal, and Mommy Deepest. Will Sing for Head made a muggle angry by stealing his mango earning him the brainless.

Also I nearly died.

Liquor was gripping one end of the rickety shopping cart and I was gripping the handle bar. We decided to shortcut and book it straight back to the start since we had a cart in tow.

As soon as I said "Let's cross at the light up ahead." I felt the cart jerk into the middle of the road. To any normal person the single oncoming car was far and in the other lane and even if it didn’t slow down it wouldn’t have hit us. Liquor was correct, but to me I saw a deep fear speeding at me at 100mph.

Liqour and I were basically playing tug-of-war in the middle of the street with a shopping cart and when I realized I wasn't winning it I freaked out, literally I FREAKED out. I screamed at the top of my lungs. It was completely involuntary. Liquor was my only witness. I felt like a deer in headlights but Liquor described looking at me was like looking at a scared demented squirrel. I couldn't choose between staying or crossing the street and potentially becoming mortally injured.

So if anyone heard a blood curdling scream on trail it was me.

On- OMG I can't wait to see Magic Mike!-On,


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Trail #795
Kitty Litter's 50th Trail
Wednesday, June 27th, 2012

Theme: The theme is Kitty Litter's 50th Trail. That he's laid that is. This will be KL's 50th time haring for the JRH3. So, the theme is 50. Wear or bringing something relating to 50.

Where: Meet in the rear parking lot of the Gateway Center building, located at 9887 4th Street N, St Petersburg, FL. You will have to be going north on 4th Street to find it as the entrance to this parking lot is off of the access road that lies between 4th Street and eastbound Gandy Blvd. For most of us, who will arrive in the area going southbound on 4th Street, this will require a U-turn on 4th Street to get into the northbound lane on 4th St. Then take the access road towards eastbound Gandy, but then make the first right into the Gateway Center parking lot, before reaching Gandy.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-4 and I-275, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 15.3 miles to Exit 32. Go south on 4th Street N for 3.3 miles. Make a U-turn at Koger Blvd (in front of the MacDonald's and Arby's). Take the access road to the right towards Gandy for about 400 feet and find the Gateway Center on the right, Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile, "dead hare" preset trail, with 1 beer stop and a shiggy level of 1.69 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Suggested Donation: $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: Kitty Litter will be the hare.

On After: The on after will be at the Sandbar Bar & Grill, located at 10056 Gandy Blvd N. To get there from the starting location, go right on the access road leading towards Gandy for .2 miles and find the Sandbar Bar & Grill on the left, just prior to Gandy. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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