Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #790
School's Out/Bad Teacher/
Naughty School Boy/Girl
hank Gispert Its Friday Hash
Friday, June 8th, 2012
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Hare Blessings

Creamy and P-Thag
Have set us a trail
Letís hope the rain
Doesnít get into our ale

This may be more like 3 mile swim
Letís just hope nobody drowns
As for me
You know Iíll be doing down downs

Repeat after me!
Coppus no Catchus,
Doggus no Biteus,
Lightning no Strikeus,
Holes no Hurtus.

Standard End Blessing

Hare away

Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Pythagorean Semen and Creamy Cum Cake were the hares, Liquor In the Front Poke Her In The Eye was the FRB, ???? Whisperer was the FBI and Rectal won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

Mr.Semen and Ms.Cake's combination sex ed and physical education class was cut short due to the ominous weather. Swamp Nipples, Foozy and Rusty Pipes showed up tardy. Rectal was the class dunce for spilling most of the shots. Everyone violated dress code. Skirts were way above knee length. The rain made most of the white shirts see through. Many hashers didn't pass the egg baby challenge. F*ckle gave his up for adoption while Liquor adopted one from Angelina Jolie and stored it in her lady pocket. There were deceivingly strong jello shots as the class snack. Mr. Semen and Ms. Cakes are currently under investigation for allegedly fondling several students at a First Kiss check. Victims may or may not include Ship Wrecktum, Liquor, and Gag Me Again. Detention was held at Wings Gone Wild. It was by far the shortest and sexiest trail I've done so far.

On- I hope we all failed so we can repeat that class.-On,

Inda Linda
Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #790
School's Out/Bad Teacher/Naughty School Boy/Girl,
hank Gispert Its Friday Hash
Friday, June 8th, 2012

Theme: Wear naughty school girl's and Boy's or bad teacher's apparel.

Where: Meet in the parking lot located just west of 3100 W Santiago St, in South Tampa, FL. Its ithe Wings Gone Wild overflow parking lot.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry Hwy for 2.4 miles, left on Bay To Bay Blvd for .8 miles, right on Mac Dill Ave and make the first right onto Santiago St just prior to the railroad tracks. Continue on Santiago St for about 200 feet and find the parking area on the right just prior to the Wings Gone Wild parking lot. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile trail with a shiggle factor of 2, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.. True trail is not dog or stroller friendly.

Remarks: Everyone should wear shiggy socks (especially the naughty school girls).

Hares: PythagoreanSemen and Creamy Cum Cake will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Wings Gone Wild, located at 3114 W Bay to Bay Blvd, back next to the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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