Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #788
(Prom Spelled Backwards) HASH
Saturday, June 2nd, 2012
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Hare Blessings

We're in for a bit of a time warp
At our Jolly Roger's first Morp

We won't be reliving our high school days
This one will be better in so many ways

No parents to spoil our fun
No tuxedo or cumber bun

No virginities to be lost
No cookies to be tossed

No punch without rum
And we all get to cum

So lets make sure we give a shot to Inda
With the hope that she'll show us Linda

Repeat after me:

Bless this trail
Bless this hare
Limo-us no hit-us
Dress-us no trip-us
And kilt-us no expose-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

On out!

Standard End Blessing

F*ckle Up

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Rectal Room Mate was the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and Just Jay won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

F*ckle tried to get me to explain the genesis of Morp to the pack. I felt the story was too long for a group (plus I was nervous) so here it is without further adieu...

The Genesis of Morp: My senior year I was asked by 2 guys to the prom. I said yes to the first and no to the second. The first guy had to ask each of my parents and his girlfriend for permission to take me (I was just a date). He was 2 years older and had already graduated. He seemed like he really wanted to take me, right? He even asked me for help paying part of his ticket. He stood me up stringing me along for hours until I gave up and went alone. He was caught up working on his 1995 Ford Probe. My dad dropped me off in GMC Safari. My parents normally kept me locked up so this was my ONE big night. It was supposed to be my first time going out with a boy :(

The second guy who asked me was also there and he was dressed very different. He was the only guy at the school that wore a KILT to prom. At 17 I thought that was strange. The next day the guy that stood me up apologized. I forgave him but he actually turned out to be a pretty bad guy (surprise!). Looking back I kick myself because I would have had so much more fun with the boy in the kilt. Nine years later to honor the nice boy in the kilt the idea of a kilted hash prom was born.

True story.

Trail Highlights

Just Marty the dog won Morp king.
P-Thag won Morp Queen.
Pussy Galore (one of the founders of TBH3) was in attendance.
The toe tags given were heart shaped.
Creamy got her face eaten by P-Thag.
All the hashers were on sale 2 for $5.
Chocolate shots might make a reappearance some day soon :)

Thanks to every one that showed up and a special thanks to Mark the owner of PJ Dolans. He loves hashers and hashing so keep him in mind for the future.

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
(Prom Spelled Backwards) HASH
, June 2nd, 2012

What: This is a MORP Hash. Its an anti-arom. Morp is prom backwards. So this is a backwards prom. Wear dresses, wear kilts, wear whatever the heck you want. Come ready to drink and get into trouble! So, what makes a Morp?

All the punch is spiked punch.
There are no chaperones.
Screw getting a date. Stag is the only way to go.
Inappropriate dancing is encouraged.
All virginities have already been lost.
Corsages and buttonierres aren't necessary but if you bring one for someone make sure it's embarrassing and uncomfortable.
The sluttier the dress the better.

When: Meet at 5 PM, on trail at 6:00 PM.

Where: Meet in the far end parking lot of PJ Dolan's Irish Pub, located at 2836 E Bearss Ave, Tampa, FL.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to Exit 53. Go right, or east, on Bearss for 1.9 miles and find PJ Dolan's Irish Pub on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be an 3 mile, "dead" hare trail, with 1 beer stop and 1-2 shot stops. Trail will have a shiggy factor of 1 on at 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.

Hare: Inda Linda will be the "dead" hare.

Hash Raffle: YES! There will be a raffle, so bring your junk to donate. One person's trash is another person's treasure.

RSVP: Send your RSVPs to and to RSVPs received after May 30 cannot be guaranteed a "personalized" toe tag, but we will still try to get you one if we have time. We still your RSVP for a drink count though.

Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Donations: $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at PJ Dolan's Irish Pub, back at the start.

Crash Space: Crash space will be available at the Inn D'Linda (her apartment is 8 minutes away), in case anybody needs it.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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