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Rusty Pipes &
Diaper Dasher were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was
the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.
Dab
Hash Trash
AIt was dark and was it was raining
(entirely our Religious Advisor's fault, Shitty Name). We huddled for open
circle under the awning of....... a law firm; of all places. It didn't seem like
we were off to a good start. F*ckle and Rusty were the guilty parties. There was
no chalk talk in opening circle but before the hares took off the pack was given
2 instructions.
1. The pack can leave to chase the hares once they've finished the pitcher and a
half of beer.
2. The pack must climb the mountain to find true trail.
1 challenge and 1 mission. That’s how you make up for a shaky start. After a
very social chain ceremony we were off and followed the vomit-ey looking hash
marks to an easy snare at the start of trail. Diaper Dasher snared Fuckle twice,
without much of a fight :) The trail itself was scenic as we went through
playgrounds, fountains, and train tracks. However the best part of trail was the
slide imbedded in this "mountain" that had turned into a super fast makeshift
water slide that catapulted everyone to a sandy finish. Unfortunately some
walkers (HPV, Goes Down Easy) could not find the marks in the rain and turned
back around. Everyone arrived soaked except Spicy much to the disappointment of
some oogling hashers. There was even pizza and karaoke at the on after where
Rusty and Taxi sang "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Despite how fun it was it was
just another shitty trail.
On-If you pinch a mans nipple he might pinch yours back. Lesson learned.-On,
Inda Linda
Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Where:
Meet in the parking lot south of the Prestige Portraits building located at 502 W Grand Central Ave, in Tampa, FL. However, parking in that lot is probably not advised because of posted tow away zone signs. There is plenty of parking spaces available along the street on Grand Central Ave though. Click here for a map of the area for start, suggested parking and on after location.When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & N Ashley Dr, in central Tampa, go south on Ashley for about .5 miles, right on W Kennedy Blvd for 3 miles, left on S Hyde Park Ave, make the first right onto Grand Central Ave and find the starting location on the left after crossing S Cedar Ave. Click
here for a map.Trail: This will be a 3 mile, live hare, trail with one beer stop and a shiggy level of 2, based on a
1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest. It will be dog, but not stroller friendly, but work arounds will be available upon request.Hares: Rusty Pipes and F*ckle Up will be the hares.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. Plus $5 for pizza delivery at the on after for those interested.
On After: The on after will be at the Retreat, located at 123 S Hyde Park Ave, where the have karaoke! They will also be offering us $2.50 wells, $2 drafts and 1/2 off wine. However, they do not have so food, so, we will be ordering pizza delivery. To get there from the starting location, go right, on foot, for about 400 feet on Grand Central, left on Hyde Park and find the Retreat on the immediate left. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline:
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