Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #782
Rusty F*ckle Trail
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

Tonight is the night
To take Tampa by force
With Rusty and Fuckle
Setting our chalked course

May their plops be true,
And their checks be new!

Repeat After Me;

Standard End Blessing

Shitty Name

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Rusty Pipes & Diaper Dasher were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

AIt was dark and was it was raining (entirely our Religious Advisor's fault, Shitty Name). We huddled for open circle under the awning of....... a law firm; of all places. It didn't seem like we were off to a good start. F*ckle and Rusty were the guilty parties. There was no chalk talk in opening circle but before the hares took off the pack was given 2 instructions.

1. The pack can leave to chase the hares once they've finished the pitcher and a half of beer.

2. The pack must climb the mountain to find true trail.

1 challenge and 1 mission. Thatís how you make up for a shaky start. After a very social chain ceremony we were off and followed the vomit-ey looking hash marks to an easy snare at the start of trail. Diaper Dasher snared Fuckle twice, without much of a fight :) The trail itself was scenic as we went through playgrounds, fountains, and train tracks. However the best part of trail was the slide imbedded in this "mountain" that had turned into a super fast makeshift water slide that catapulted everyone to a sandy finish. Unfortunately some walkers (HPV, Goes Down Easy) could not find the marks in the rain and turned back around. Everyone arrived soaked except Spicy much to the disappointment of some oogling hashers. There was even pizza and karaoke at the on after where Rusty and Taxi sang "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Despite how fun it was it was just another shitty trail.

On-If you pinch a mans nipple he might pinch yours back. Lesson learned.-On,

Inda Linda
Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Rusty F*ckle Trail
day, May 16th, 2012

Where: Meet in the parking lot south of the Prestige Portraits building located at 502 W Grand Central Ave, in Tampa, FL. However, parking in that lot is probably not advised because of posted tow away zone signs. There is plenty of parking spaces available along the street on Grand Central Ave though. Click here for a map of the area for start, suggested parking and on after location.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & N Ashley Dr, in central Tampa, go south on Ashley for about .5 miles, right on W Kennedy Blvd for 3 miles, left on S Hyde Park Ave, make the first right onto Grand Central Ave and find the starting location on the left after crossing S Cedar Ave. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile, live hare, trail with one beer stop and a shiggy level of 2, based on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest. It will be dog, but not stroller friendly, but work arounds will be available upon request.

Hares: Rusty Pipes and F*ckle Up will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. Plus $5 for pizza delivery at the on after for those interested.

On After: The on after will be at the Retreat, located at 123 S Hyde Park Ave, where the have karaoke!  They will also be offering us $2.50 wells, $2 drafts and 1/2 off wine.  However, they do not have so food, so, we will be ordering pizza delivery. To get there from the starting location, go right, on foot, for about 400 feet on Grand Central, left on Hyde Park and find the Retreat on the immediate left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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