Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #779
Phuck Pocket's Welcome Back Trail
May 2nd
, 2012
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Hare Blessings

Welcome back Phuck Pocket
From the land of steers and queers
You were there for quite awhile
And almost married a pedophile

And left many cowboys with mor than a smile
And we can't forget U-Drive for she's a hare too
Who helped bring this shiggy for me and for you

Standard End Blessing

Spicy Dick Slapper

Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner

Phuck Pocket & U-Drive were the hares, Choice Of A New Penetration was the FRB, Liquor was the FBI and Spicy Dick Slapper won the Brainless Award.


Hash Trash

The trail started of with Spicy making it in the nick of time and stopping everyone from getting wet (because it was going to rain). This later earned him the brainless which Access All Areas secretely poured Odwalla Superfood into. His faces were priceless. If we had a genius award it would go to our hares U Drive and Phuck Pocket for whipping out a map to prove to the police officer and angry muggle that we were running on conservation property and not private property. That ass was upset and was trailing Swamp Nipples and Thumper Humper and almost ran over Rectal. The map was a nice slap in the face :) Pen ran. Pen also earned FRB. That should teach him. Virgin Warren and Virgin Marcus had one of the best song performances I'd seen in a while.

On-I can't wait for Drinko de Mayo!-On,
Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Phuck Pocket's Welcome Home Trail
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012


Where: Meet in the shopping center located at 214 E Bearss Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for about 8 miles to Exit 53. Go left, or west, on Bearss for .2 miles and find the shopping center on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile dead hare trail with 1 beverage stop and a shiggy level of 2.5 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. This will not a be dog or stroller friendly trail and work arounds will not be feasible.

Hares: Phuck Pocket and U-Drive will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Ofc Tavern, back in the same shopping center as the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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