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Hare Blessings
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When some of us hashers need a relief
We can always count on a Rusty Queef

She needed someone to carry her flour
He stepped up to be the man of the hour

So drink your beer and solve a check
Then we’ll eat some pizza at the Deck

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Beer-us no spill-us
Hobos-us no slow-us
And cop-us no catch-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!

(Standard Blessing)

F*ckle Up

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Hash Trash(es)
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Rusty Pipes and Queef Queef Latifah were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Liquor... was the FBI and F*ckle Up won the Brainless Award.

Dab

It seems one of our hares Rusty Pipes was trained how to hare in Oregon. This fact along with the trail being Queef Latifah's virgin lay and his request for an 8 minute head start made for an interesting Oregon trail. They had a true turkey-eagle shot since the alcohol and juice weren't mixed. Fortunately no one died of dysenntary. No oxen drowned on Bayshore. Liquor even made it back in one piece. P-Thag might have gotten typhoid but that's how pioneers do.

On-On,
Inda Linda

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #775
Rusty Queef Trail
Wednesday, April 18th, 2012
To view this info online go to
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2012_04_18_Directions.htm

Where: Meet by the tennis courts in the park located at approximately 2100 W Swann Ave. Its in the southeast corner of Swann and Albany, in south Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 1.4 miles to Exit 42 toward Howard & Armenia. Go left on Armenia for 1.3 miles. Go left on Swann for .2 miles, go right on Albany and find the tennis courts and park on the left across from Sweetbay. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile, dog & stroller friendly, hare hare trail with a shiggy level of 1 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.

Hares: Rusty Pipes & Queef Latifah will be the hares.

Beer Truck Driver: The hares are looking for 1 or 2 beer truck drivers. Send and email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855, if interested.

Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Deck Pizza and Pub, located at 2202 W Platt St, in Tampa, FL. To get there from the starting location, go left on Swann for .1 mile, right on Howard for .3 miles, right on Platt and find the Deck Pizza and Pub on the right. Click here for the map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.