Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #767
Puppy's Birthday Hash
Wednesday,
March 21st, 2012

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Hare Blessings
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Puppy is our hare
He hope's his present isn't a snare

A live hash is always fun
The walkers drink and the racists run

With another year older we celebrate the past
By you running around circle, slapping ass

Repeat after me;

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Cop-us no catch-us
Beer-us no spill-us
And age-us no slow-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
Hare away!

F*ckle Up


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Hash Trash(es)
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Puppy was the hare, Big Foozy Balls was the FRB, Liquor was the FBI and Puppy won the Brainless Award.

Dab


It was a dark and stormy night. An unsuspecting hasher by the name of Puppy had decided to lay a trail for his birthday. He had a 10 minute head start and he was off while the rest of the pack continued circle under the cover of an awning of a creepy abandoned building. The pack later took off dodging lightning bolts and searching for almost invisible blue hash and blue chalk marks. We searched and searched and many of us had separated only to later meet at a beer stop guarded by a trail troll!!! In his haste Publicker found and kept the hash note, the packs only clue to get back to true trail. The guarded beer stop was actually a YBF or a FUUFF. However the storm was upon and under the Blue Moon many of us decided to trudge through to the on-in without finding true trail. The storm had made us so crazy that Rash 4 Dayz peed on Public Transportation and Knees to Cum autohashed it back. In our haste, many of us were caught in the rain but alas since RA F*ckle controlled the weather and we soon found the real reason for the rain was to expose the vast amounts of harrietts wearing white and yellow t-shirts. So the birthday boy got a surprise present in the form of wet t-shirts. We had some attractive male visitors come by the end circle so a good chunk of hashers (Liquor in the Eye... ,P-Thag, and YMCA) were a bit distracted. Shitty Name exposed that Puppy was wearing new shoes and so he was asked to drink out of his dirty wet vibrams. It was a shitty trail ;) but a really good time. Happy Birthday Puppy and thanks for that shitty trail.

On- Next time make it hail.-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Puppy's Birthday Hash

Trail #767
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
 

Where: Meet in the vacant Winn Dixie parking behind Sonic, located in the NW corner of Gandy and Manhattan, in Tampa, FL. An approximate address is 4479 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry for 4.2 miles. Go right on Gandy for .9 miles and find the parking lot on the right, just after Manhattan. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile "live" hare, dog & stroller friendly trail with a shiggy level of 1 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest), with one beer stop.

Hare: Puppy will be the hare and the birthday boy.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

Remarks: Since this will be a "live" trail, the hares need 1 or 2 volunteers to drive the beer truck.

On After: The on after will be at the I Don't Care Bar & Grill, located about 1/4 mile north of the Gandy at 4556 S Manhattan, Tampa, FL. Suggest you to leave your cars at the start and walk to the on after. Click here for a map. The hare, Puppy, says "Bring you choir voice as we will be singing." Puppy will provide a few hash songs.

On After Food: Puppy has arranged to have some FREE chili mac at the on after for us. So bring your appetites as well.

Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.



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