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Hare Blessings
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JizmVision is haring with our birthday boy
And he told me the present he would really enjoy

She’s about this tall and never says a word
Easily the prettiest one in the herd

And the only reason she isn’t her tonight
Is I couldn’t teach the sheep not to bite

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Plops-us no lose-us
Shitty-us no confuse-us
And BeerStop-us do booze-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!

F*ckle Up


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Hash Trash(es)
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Shitty Name & Jisum Vision were the hares, Spicy  Dick Slapper was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.

Dab

After much searching I had finally found the starting parking lot. Got out of the car, walked across the street, and when I came back the price jumped from a $2.50 honors system to a $5.00 pay-or-your-ass-gets-towed system due to some insignificant event nearby. For this the hares had actually earned the brainless award BEFORE trail. When trail started it was déjà vu. I had done this Shitty trail before or at least an eerily similar Shitty trail. A big girl never forget those damn stairs! Now hashers remember if you want a trail experience with beer stops and scenery follow the plops. If you want to snare the hares follow rangers. Many of us followed rangers this trail and I did because a) I didn't want to get lost by myself and b) plops were hard to find. We got fair warning that plops were hidden in the chalk talk and that the trail would be marked with chalk. Now with a Shitty trail I should have also expected the tennis ball plops. I'm not so much a fan of the tennis balls but I'm not sure if there are bigger balls we could use out there that are just as bouncy and discreet. We also came across the worst YBF ever laid by Jizum Vision. Now this was his virgin lay so maybe he'll f*ck everyone next time but no one was f*cked by him at all this time around. If you stood at the check and looked 10 feet away you could read from the check YBF. Everyone just pointed and laughed at it. We ended the trail with a Shitty birthday cake. He was smothered in cake ingredients (oil, frosting, cake mix) and then commenced hugging. A part of me is disappointed no one ate him at the end ;)  It was a good night and I was entertained. Overall it truly was just another Shitty trail!

On-Let's find some bigger bouncy balls!-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Where: Meet in the parking lot located at approximately 494 E Cumberland Ave, in downtown Tampa, FL. Its in the southeast quadrant of S Florida Ave & E Whiting St. Its .1 miles east of Hatricks Bar & Grill on foot. There is a pay box at the starting location that asks you pay $2.50. It's appears to be purely an honor system, so use your own discretion.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile "live hare" trail with a shiggy level of 1 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hatricks Bar & Grill, located at 107 S Franklin St. To get there from the starting location, go right on Cumberland, right on Florida, left on Whiting, left on Franklin and find Hatricks on the right. Click here for a map. However, suggest you leave your car parked at the starting location and walk westward for about 100 yards across the parking lots to Hatricks, as parking spaces as Hatricks are difficult to find.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.