Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #755
Kitty Poo's Hash
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

Monkey Poo and Kitty Litter
Are our hares tonight
Too bad neither of them
Have any cranium hairs insight

May they run fast,
And their flour be bright,
For the pack will be
Just insight!

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catchus,
Doggus no biteus
Holes no hurtus
Beer no fearus

In the name of the flour,
The fun,
And the Holy Run!


Shitty Name

Hash Trash(es)

Kitty Litter & Monkey See Monkey Poo were the hares, Spread Cheeks was the FRB, YMCA was the FBI and Monkey See Monkey Poo won the brainless award.


After fighting traffic on I-75, inching through I-4, cursing on I-275, veering towards the Veterans only to exit on the Courtney Campbell Causeway and then get lost in Safety Harbor, I had finally arrived at Kitty Litters and Monkey See Monkey Poos hash, or Kitty Poos Hash, for short. It was worth it. I learned a few things. Shitty Name taught me how to tie my shoes. There was a formal introduction to hash notes which led us to the next hash mark stashed very far away. We were rewarded with a beer stop inside a bar and pizza at the end. We had 3 RA's (Puppy, Kitty, and Shitty) . Reading their names all together like that reminds me of when I used to volunteer at the humane society. Swamp Nipples found the best trail treasure, my 50th run head band. I was running sooo fast I just didn't realize my garments were flying off. Just Marilyn really loves beer angeling (nudge, nudge). YMCA was FBI and she walked the whole time (I'm not bitter). The runners got a little lost and were left scratching their heads at the R U Serious? chalk message left at the school. Overall I'm glad I showed up to this far away trail.

On-Oh yeah and Spreadcheeks was actually on time.-On,

Inda Linda
Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #755
Kitty Poo's Hash
Wedensday, February 8th, 2012
(If the links do not work in this email suggest you view this info online at the site below.)

Where: Meet and park in the vacant lot behind the house, located at 320 Baily St, in Safety Harbor, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Merge onto the Veteran's Expressway/FL-60 for 1.6 miles. Take Exit 2A for FL-60 towards Clearwater for .4 miles. Merge onto the Courtney Campbell Causeway/Gulf To Bay Blvd for 9.7 across Tampa Bay. Go right on S Bayshore Dr for 2.5 miles, go right on N Bayshore at .5 miles, left on Baily and find 320 on the left. To get to around back to the parking area, continue on further on Baily to Virginia Ave. Go left on Virginia and then an immediate left into the alley way to the vacant lot on the right behind 320 Baily. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2.5 mile, stroller and dog friendly trail with a shiggy factor of 1.5 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Hares: Monkey See Monkey Poo & Kitty Litter will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after is still to be determined.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.


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