Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #741
U-Drive's Crazy Hat Birthday Hash
Wednesday, January 4th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

Today is U-Drives Birthday Hash
So guys be sure to give her a flash

HPV said he'll lay a trail
As long as he can drink the ail

Throw on your crazy cranium gear
And lets search for the elusive beer near

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Copus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Winterus no freeze us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

On Out!

Ship Wrecktum

Hash Trash(es)

U-Drive & HPV were the hares, Chew Out My Hole was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and yours truly, Dabadoo, won the brainless award.


The trail was quite short but it was much appreciated since it was so cold that package checks were purposefully left out. The men can thank HPV. Most of us wore silly hats, including Techno Twats chicken with a beer in its hand puppet hat, U Drives safety cone, Morning Woods glitter tiara, Chew Out My Holes Feivel hat, When Fairy met Sally's beard which this time was not a woman vouching for his manhood but an actual yarn beard, and lastly, Will Sing's tights which was not a silly hat but deserved an honorable mention. Our lovely Immaculate Deception returned but as her name suggests she's fooled us all. In fact she has actually never left. She was just disguised as many different hashers throughout the semester. Why last hash she was actually Ranger the dog. Our virgin may have had a Techno Twat but she had classical breasts (very nice). Dabadoo won brainless for confusing the gays but I think everyone threw him under the bus on this one. It's hard to keep them straight ;). Two men the same race, similar height, same eye color, same hair color, both friendly, near the same age, both good looking and with up to date style. I don't see how we could confuse them at all. To end the night we celebrated U Drive's 21st birthday by making muggles laugh at the on-after with our modest and delightful songs.

On-To figuring out a way to GET ON THAT BOAT-On

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #741
U-Drive's Crazy Hat Birthday Hash
Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Theme: Show up wearing a crazy hat! Why? Because U-Drive said so, and its her birthday.

Where: Meet in the parking lot behind the Tampa Tap Room, formerly Tank’s Taproom, in the Publix Plaza, located at 13150 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL. Its in the northwest corner of Dale Mabry and S Village Dr. Click here for a Map.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and Ashley go north on  I-275 for 8 miles to Exit 52. Go left, or west on Fletcher for 3.2 miles. Cross over Dale Mabry, where Fletcher becomes S Village Dr and make the first right into the strip mall. Then go left around the back to find the starting location behind the Tampa Tap Room. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a dry, 2-3 mile, pre-set, dead hare, dog and stroller friendly tail with a shiggy level of 1 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.

Hares: U-Drive & HPV will be the hares.

Suggested Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Tampa Tap Room, back at the start where they will have $3 pints for 47 of their 51 beers on tap and 50 cent wings! They have a full menu available as well.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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