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Everybody...
Repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Handover no catch us
Party no failus
Shots no hurtus
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
On out!
Shitty Name
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Hash Trash(es)
.
Ship Wrecktum and Shit Talker were the hares, Will Sing 4
Head was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and F*ckle Up won the brainless award.
Dab
New Years Eve
Trail Highlights:
The trail was sabotaged Lost My Balls. He layed some decoy trails near-by and
made his own 4-Loko shot stops. I'm going throw out 3 possible motives. 1. He's
bitter about always getting lost and wants the rest of the pack to suffer the
same fate. 2. He really wanted to hare the New Years Eve Hash but decided to be
a Bitter Betty when the date was taken. 3. He had a surplus of flour to get rid
of after all the penis shaped Christmas cookies he baked. I'm going to go with
the latter.
Fuckle Up got his heart broken by an adorable bitch he picked up before trail.
He hopped the fence on to what seemed like a little park, lured the bitch, fed
her, gave her something to drink, gave her a pet name (Ranger), played with her,
took her on trail, brought her back safely, was fully intending to walk her
neighborhood to find her owners, and as he was giving her a treat her mean
douchebag (he lacked much gratitude) owner came by and took her back. Fuckle was
disappointed for a few minutes and then appeared to quickly get over it. My
guess is that it wasn't the first time he's had his bitch taken by a total
douchebag. I know he's still crying on the inside though, I know am. I miss
Ranger :(
To get us all trashed for New Years Ship Wrecktum and Shit Talker designed 4
shot stops. The shots were yummy and included White Russians, Sangria, Coconut
Water, and Champagne Shooters. Many people went to the on-after only to sober up
only to get trashed again later in the evening.
On-The drunker I get at the hash the harder it is for me to write the trash.-
-On,
Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #740
New Years Eve Around The World
Saturday, December 31st, 2011
Theme: Bring your party hats, your noise makers and dress in your best New Year's swag. Help bring in the new year early and then be in the safety of your own home, or where ever, come midnight when all the amateur drinkers are out.
Where: Meet behind O'Briens Irish Pub North, located at 15435 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 3 PM, on trail at 4 PM.
Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to Exit 53. Go left, or west on Bearss for 3.3 miles, right on Dale Mabry for .6 miles and find O'Briens on the right. Click here for a map.
Trail: This will be 3 mile, dead hare, pre-set, dog & stroller friendly trail with a shiggy rating of 1 on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the toughest. There will be 4 combined beer/shot stops along trail.
Hares: Ship Wrecktum & Shit Talker will be the hares.
Donations: Suggest $8 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. The extra $2 is for shots.
Hash Raffle: Yes, there will be a hash raffle. Bring your stuff to donate. One person’s trash is another person’s treasure.
Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
