Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #731
Rectal & Shitty's Live Hare Trail
Friday, November 25th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Rectal and Shitty Name are on their knees
Surrounded by the pack they intend to please

The only things we want are beer and checks
If there’s plenty of one, we’ll forget the next

If we’re too drunk to find marks then we didn’t fail
Because the hares always lay a shitty trai

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Cop-us no stop-us
Car-us no hit-us
And Eye-us no poke-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Rectal Room Mate & Shitty Name were the hares, Raped By A Rat was the FRB, Morning Wood was the FBI and Mouth Full Of Bush won the brainless award.


Team Shitty Roommate put on a pretty good live trail near The Press Box. Candid memories of the trail were blurred by how cold it was, it was Florida cold. Through it I do remember seeing Morning Wood almost get hit by fellow hasher Gritty Kitty. The opportunity for Morning-Gritty mouth to mouth action was sorely missed. Rumor has it that Diaper Dasher hid in the bushes so Raped Bya Rat could wear the FRB chain at the next hash. Of course he denies it but I wouldn't put it past his sneaky behind to be hiding in bushes or trees as extra training for whatever tough warrior marathon he's got going on. In fact he's probably behind you right now. I kid, I kid. Mouthful of Bush had a mouthful of beer for forgetting her own name. I want to be on that level. Will F*ck For Food turned 21 and received absolutely no peer pressure to drink what so ever because we all know it takes a village and she would be drinking for two. Lastly we had not one but 2 namings. Just John is now.......Pythagorean Semen (yay!!!!)...and his package is now and forever more Nikki (after a recent visually impaired hasher).

On-Darling Nikki-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #731
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011
Rectal Room Mate's & Shitty Name's Live Hare Trail


Where: Meet in the left rear parking lot of the Press Box Sports Emporium, located at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275, left, or south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy. Click here for a map.

Shiggy Level: This live hare traill will have a shiggy factor of 1 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the highest.

Hare: Rectal Room Mate and Shitty Name will be the live hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers $3 non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Press Box back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next Jolly Roger Hash will be on Sunday, December 4th. Trail will start somewhere along North Dale Mabry between Fletcher and Hwy 54. The hare is still to be determined.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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