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Hare Blessing
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U-Drive and Shitz Ahoy
Have invited the leaders of debauchery
For a trail in their neighborhood

May the flour be bright
And the chalk marks be good
The shiggy be light
And the mud be dry

For it will be Flat, Dry and Shiggy free

But remember All Hares Lie!

Repeat After Me;

Copus No Catchus
Bugus no Biteus
Beerus no Dryus

IN the name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And the Holy Run

On-Out

Shitty Name


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Hash Trash(es)
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U-Drive & Shitz Ahoy were the hares, Will Sing 4 Head was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and When Fairy Met Sallly won the brainless award.

Dab

Last nights trail was minge-tacular (good)! U Drive and Shitz Ahoy were our gracious hares and showed everyone how we do it New Tampa. Apparently we do it in straight lines for miles and miles. We had a collection of used lingerie, spaghettios, and gallons of mouthwash for the homeless. The next person who carries the FRB chain will get some complimentary Valtrex. The FRB chain was a megawhore last night traveling from Just Johns sexy sweaty chest to our unsuspecting Virgin Rory to Will Sings package to Ripley the dogs jungle pouch. Surprisingly Access also came in first in our personal beer angel race (one day Access, one day). Fairy got brainless for being Fairy. I locked my keys in mu car because I was thinking with my Linda and Fuckle had to call triple A (though I almost rather it be Triple D) thanks again! The on after was actually very good and we all learned that it's damn near impossible to ride a hybrid shark dolphin whale or whalphark for short. But seriously thanks again to U Drive and Shitz Ahoy for opening up their lovely home. I wasn't just another shitty trail.

On- Walphark-On,

Inda Linda
 

Trail Directions & Info

Charity: Each day, more than 200 homeless men, women and children call The Salvation Army Tampa Area Command home for help, so bring your CLOTHES or PRODUCTS THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR CUPBOARD OR ON YOUR SHELF to donate to the Salvation Army to help them out. Suggesting such items as toiletries (shampoo, soap, diapers, razors, shaving cream, etc.), cleaning products, make-up, lotions, canned & non-perishable foods and paper products (toilet paper, paper towels, napkins). So start sorting now and you will be sure to find a lot of your unused items that would sooooo be appreciated by someone else! We are not looking for cash donations. Give all donations to U-Drive and Shitz Ahoy. There will be a table set up so we can take a picture of our generosity! Thanks! U-Drive

Where: Meet behind Lowe's, located at 6201 Commerce Palms Dr, in Tampa, FL.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to Exit 53. Go right or east on Bearss Ave for 2 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 3.8 miles. Go right on Commerce Palms Dr and find the Lowe's on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 4-5 mile "dead" hare trail with a shiggy rating of TBD on a 1-5 scale.

On After Directions: From the starting location, go left on Commerce Plans Dr to Bruce B Downs. Go right on Bruce B Downs for 2.4 miles, right on Cross Creek Blvd for 2.3 miles, left on Brookron Dr for .4 miles, take second right onto San Tranvaso, take 1st left onto Collridge Dr for .2 miles and find 18237 on the right. Click here for a map.

Who's Coming: Click here to see who's coming so far.

RSVP: To RSVP, send an email to U-Drive at TampaHasher@verizon.net or text to 813-523-8846 and to Dab at dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or test to 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.