Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #730
Homeless Hash
With Pool Party On After
Friday, November 25th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

U-Drive and Shitz Ahoy
Have invited the leaders of debauchery
For a trail in their neighborhood

May the flour be bright
And the chalk marks be good
The shiggy be light
And the mud be dry

For it will be Flat, Dry and Shiggy free

But remember All Hares Lie!

Repeat After Me;

Copus No Catchus
Bugus no Biteus
Beerus no Dryus

IN the name of the Flour,
The Fun,
And the Holy Run


Shitty Name

Hash Trash(es)

U-Drive & Shitz Ahoy were the hares, Will Sing 4 Head was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and When Fairy Met Sallly won the brainless award.


Last nights trail was minge-tacular (good)! U Drive and Shitz Ahoy were our gracious hares and showed everyone how we do it New Tampa. Apparently we do it in straight lines for miles and miles. We had a collection of used lingerie, spaghettios, and gallons of mouthwash for the homeless. The next person who carries the FRB chain will get some complimentary Valtrex. The FRB chain was a megawhore last night traveling from Just Johns sexy sweaty chest to our unsuspecting Virgin Rory to Will Sings package to Ripley the dogs jungle pouch. Surprisingly Access also came in first in our personal beer angel race (one day Access, one day). Fairy got brainless for being Fairy. I locked my keys in mu car because I was thinking with my Linda and Fuckle had to call triple A (though I almost rather it be Triple D) thanks again! The on after was actually very good and we all learned that it's damn near impossible to ride a hybrid shark dolphin whale or whalphark for short. But seriously thanks again to U Drive and Shitz Ahoy for opening up their lovely home. I wasn't just another shitty trail.

On- Walphark-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #730
hank Gispert Its Friday
Homeless - Pool Party Hash
Friday, November 25th, 2011

Charity: Each day, more than 200 homeless men, women and children call The Salvation Army Tampa Area Command home for help, so bring your CLOTHES or PRODUCTS THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR CUPBOARD OR ON YOUR SHELF to donate to the Salvation Army to help them out. Suggesting such items as toiletries (shampoo, soap, diapers, razors, shaving cream, etc.), cleaning products, make-up, lotions, canned & non-perishable foods and paper products (toilet paper, paper towels, napkins). So start sorting now and you will be sure to find a lot of your unused items that would sooooo be appreciated by someone else! We are not looking for cash donations. Give all donations to U-Drive and Shitz Ahoy. There will be a table set up so we can take a picture of our generosity! Thanks! U-Drive

Hash: Do a hash trail and then come to U-Drive's & Shitz's Ahoy's home afterwards for a pool party on after with food and bev!

Where: Meet behind Lowe's, located at 6201 Commerce Palms Dr, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.1 miles to Exit 53. Go right or east on Bearss Ave for 2 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 3.8 miles. Go right on Commerce Palms Dr and find the Lowe's on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 4-5 mile "dead" hare trail with a shiggy rating of TBD on a 1-5 scale.

Hares: U-Drive & Shitz Ahoy will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at U-Drive & Shitz Ahoy's house, located at 18237 Collridge Dr where there will be plenty of beer, a delicious alcoholic punch, baked ziti and snacks. Feel free to bring a salad or dish to show off your culinary talents if you wish. This will also be a pool party. Yes, of course, the pool is heated! There will be races in the pool on the pool animals (dolphin, shark, whale). This is serious competition!

Donations: Suggest $16 for drinkers and $10 for non-drinkers. Subtract $10 for drinkers & $7 for non-drinkers if not attending the on after. If only attending the on after, suggest $10 for drinkers and $7 for non-drinkers. BYOB = Non-drinker.

On After Directions: From the starting location, go left on Commerce Plans Dr to Bruce B Downs. Go right on Bruce B Downs for 2.4 miles, right on Cross Creek Blvd for 2.3 miles, left on Brookron Dr for .4 miles, take second right onto San Tranvaso, take 1st left onto Collridge Dr for .2 miles and find 18237 on the right. Click here for a map.

What To Bring: Bring a towel and an air mattress to plan on spending the night! There is lots and lots of crash space available including 4 couches.

On After Food & Beverage: There will be beer, a delicious alcoholic punch, baked ziti and snacks. Feel free to bring a salad or dish to show off your culinary talents!

Who's Coming: Click here to see who's coming so far.

RSVP: To RSVP, send an email to U-Drive at or text to 813-523-8846 and to Dab at, or test to 813-943-4855.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, see above for numbers.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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