Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #727
F*ckle Up's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Hashy Birthday Fuckle Up
You are a year older but not much wiser

For what better way to celebrate
Then lay a trail
But we all know
All you want is some tail

From Down Downs
To Caking
You won’t be mistaken

You are the sole hare for this run
One final wish for you
Before we start this fun

Fuckle Up for safety
While you are on this run

Repeat after me;

Bless this Hare
Bless this Trail
Coppus no catchus
Hare no snagus
Shiggy no fearus

In the name of the Flour
The Fun
And the Holy Run


Shitty Name

Hash Trash(es)

F*ckle Up was the hare, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and F*ckle Up won the brainless award.


Fuckle's birthday trail was great... at least that's what I heard I was too busy getting the beer van... and competing with other auto hashers. You know who you are!! **cough** Bull** cough** B&B**cough** Urine Trouble. Thumper Humper presented us with an important question "If the hare has no soul can it still be considered a live trail?". Oddly enough the answer is yes and his ass got snared by Spicy Dick Slapper . As a snaring "reward" Spicy had to down a badly shaken silver bullet (don't get too excited Urine Trouble this bullet is actually a can of Steel Reserve). Auto Erotica took issue with the "deceptively deep" water crossing and I'm still scratching my head as to whether that's a good or a bad thing. Rusty Pipes actually stayed through end circle...while Choice of a New Penetration indulged us in a brief much appreciated quickie at the beginning. Our pregnant virgin Will F*ck for Food and her virgin sperminator Tigger the Gay Stripper delighted us with a song about the perceived sexuality of Jacksonville (hint: it's gay) All in all it was just another shitty trail!

On-On ... but not on the new dress, k?

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #727
F*ckle Up's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Where: Meet in the front parking of Borders Book Store, located at 913 N Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet there are 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on N Dale Mabry for .2 miles and find Borders on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a "live hare" 3 mile, dry trail with a shiggy level of 2 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the highest. Trail will be dog and stroller friendly with easy work arounds and include 1 beer stop.

Hare: F*ckle Up will be the "live" hare.

Remarks: Help! Need beer truck driver(s).

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Brickhouse Tavern, located at 1102 N Dale Mabry, which is on block north and across the street from the start. To get there from the starting location walk about .1 mile north on Dale Mabry and find the Brickhouse Tavern on the west side of Dale Mabry. Suggest you just leave your car parked at Borders and walk there. Click here for a driving map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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