Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #716
Girth's 50-10 Hash
Saturday, October 8th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

We’re here to celebrate
Girth’s five-oh,
And his 10 hares
If you didn’t know

Casual and Girth
Can hardily wait
For us hashers to run
Their shiggy level eight

There’s bound to be swamps
And water to tread
Let’s hope none of us
Turn up dead

If we make it out alive
And get back here
We’ll feel like Winners
And drink a beer

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Gator-us no bite-us
Snake-us no bite-us
Spider-us no bite-us
Ok… Please nothing bite-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run.

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

May The Girth Be With You & Casual Friday were the hares, Taint was the FRB, Inda Linda was the FBI and Raped By A Rat was the Brainless Award winner.


Hey shiggy wanks! I want to personally thank you wanks as a co-hare, for taking time out of your busy weekend to hash with Girth and I; we were happy to offer you a fantastic shiggy trail, and also happy to see you all enjoyed the entertainment the shiggy brought to all of you! I think it is safe to say, if you didn't fall in the woodsy swamp, you took the walk-around! I am proud of each and every one of you wanks for going through the shiggy with enthusiam; no walk-arounds were necessary! YOU GUYS ROCK! I hope Just Nikki is over her shock of seeing a 4-inch snake and Just Angel gets all the peat moss scrubbed out of every orifice of her body. We were glad to welcome Banana from Hawaii and Virgin John, we hope to see them both again very soon!
Thank you again for attending Girth's 50/10 hash, you wanks made our haring efforts worth while.
Casual Friday
Co-Hare & $3.00 hasher


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #716
May The Girth Be With You's 50-10 Hash
(50th trail, 10th time haring)
Saturday, October 8th, 2011

Where: Meet at the south end of parking lot at approximately 12064 Anderson Rd, in Tampa, FL. This is the address for Winner's Bar & Grill where the on after will be.

When: Meet at 3 PM, on pack on trail at 4:00 PM.

Directions: From I-275 and I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 6.3 miles. Take Exit 6B on left to Anderson Rd for 2 miles and find the starting location on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 4-5 mile trail with sections of trail having a shiggy factor of 8 on a 1-10 scale, with (poison ivy was spotted on trail). Suggest you bring a change of clothes and bug spray. A walk around will be provided upon request.

Hares: MayTheGirthBeWithYou & CasualFriday will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

Toe Tags: Toe tags will be awarded to everyone who does trail, however, they will not be personalized.

On After: The on after will Winner's Bar & Grill back near the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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