Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #714
Sweedy Gonzales' B-Day Hash
& Virgin Lay
Friday, September 30th, 2011

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Hare Blessing
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Tonight is Sweedy’s virgin lay
As well as his birthday

He should not spend this night all alone
No, he needs a present he can bring home

And there’s no better gift throughout the lands
Then someone else’s silky smooth hands

You will no longer have to masturbate
Because your present is Rectal Roommate

So I hope everyone brought their socks
Cause the shiggy’s going to be up to our cocks

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Leech-us no suck-us.
Cherry-us do pop-us.
Rays-us no choke-us.
And
Rangers-us go fuck yourselves-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run.

ON-OUT!

F*ckle UP

 
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Hash Trash(es)
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Rectal Room Mate & Sweedy Gonzalas were the hares, LostMyBalls was the FRB, Princess Lay Ya was the FBI and WhenFairyMetSally won the Brainless Award.

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Trails

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #714
Sweedy Gonzales' Birthday & Virgin Lay
Thank Gispert Its Friday Hash
Friday, September 30th, 2011
 

Where: Meet in the parking area west of Cherry's Bar & Grill, located at 10033 E Adamo Dr, in Brandon, FL. Its in the strip mall located in the southwest corner of I-75 and Adamo Dr.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-4 & I-75, go south on I-75 for 4.2 miles to Exit 257. Go right, or west, on FL-60/Adamo Dr for .7 miles and find the strip mall on the left. Click here for a map.

Hares: Rectal Room Mate & Sweedy Gonzales will be the hares.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile, dead hare trail, with a shiggy factor of 5 on a 1 to 10 scale. Shiggy socks recommended. A work around the shiggy will be available for those who want it.

Hash Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Cherry's Bar & Grill located back near the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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