Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #710
Kegball Adventure Hash
Sunday, September 18th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

We’ve got kegball courtesy of Causal and Shitty Name
The girls will want ya to whip it out at this ball game

Be sure to have a full beer at home plate
If you get to first do not wait

Put that beer up to your face
Because there’s a beer Nazi at second base

Who will make you finish before you can go
So let’s all have fun and let the beer flow

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Balls-us no foul-us
Beer-us no spill-us
Pitcher-us no strike-us

In the name of the flour,
The fun
And the holy run

Play Ball

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Casual Friday and Shitty Name were the hares, Just Brian was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and Metawhorical Sunshine won the Brainless Award.



Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #710
Kegball Adventure Hash
Sunday, September 18th, 2011

What: This will be a relatively short foot trail with a keg ball game in the middle of it. Keg ball is a combination of traditional kickball and beer drinking. All players are required to have a cup of beer in hand at all times while playing (similar to hashing). The wank kicking the ball must have a full cup of beer which is to be consumed prior to leaving 2nd base! If you spill it, the 2nd base beer nazi will fill up your cup for you so you may then advance to 3rd base and home plate. No prior keg ball experience necessary...! Click here to watch some keg ball on YouTube.

Where: Meet in the parking lot by the boat dock on Picnic Island, in South Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 12:00 noon, on trail at 1:00 PMish.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry for 5.7 miles. Go right on Interbay Blvd for 1.4 miles. Go left on W Commerce Blvd for 1.1 miles. Go left on Picnic Island Blvd for .3 mile. Make a slight right in the boat dock parking lot and look for hashers.  Click here for a map. The closest available address is 7404 Picnic Island Blvd, Tampa, FL which but you will have to continue further down Picnic Island Blvd from there to find the boat dock parking lot.

Hares: Casual Friday and Shitty Name will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. The hares will be be taking donations for pizza delivery at the on after. Suggest each person donate $5 each if you plan to go there.

On After: The on after will be at Tillie's Bar, located at 5325 W Ingraham St, where we will order pizza delivery. To get there from the starting location, go north on Picnic Island Blvd for .3 miles. Go right onto W Commerce St for .7 miles. Make a slight right onto Ingraham St for .1 mile and find Tillie's on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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