Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #703
Rusty Pipe's Murder Mystery
Birthday Hash
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

Rusty and ID are our hares with finesse
One planted clues, the other remained clueless

Was the deed done on trail with a candlestick
Or was it done in the van with a hasher chick

Nobody will know until trail is complete
So let’s get through this and beat some feet

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
IKEA security no stop us
Dead body no fluster us
Clues no confuse us
And cold beer no deny us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

On Off!

Hash Trash(es)

RustyPipes & Immaculate Deception were the hares, Taxi was the FRB, Virgin Michelle was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.


We had another good turnout for a school night, thanks to all 33 wanks who took time out of their busy schedule to cum out and play with the JRH3 kennel! ID and Rusty had their work cut out for them, as they laid a trail full of clues and surprises. Thanks hares for your efforts! Welcome Shitty Name to the RA fold, and thank you Whiney Bitch for your On-Sec efforts! Once again, beer angels had their work cut out for them, thank you Angels for staying on top of the thirsty pack! Thank you Access All Areas for driving the beer van! As always, thank you Dab for multi-tasking and allowing us to hang together and have a blast!

Time to play, “Were you paying attention?”


1. Which wanks were on camera?

2. What was the first of the multiple hare infractions?

3. What was the second hare infraction?

4. What wanks pulled an Eiffel Tower?

5. What wanks should never Eiffel Tower?

6. Who died on trail?

7. Who won the fight over the barely legal virgin harriette?

8. Who ran in her/his tighty-whities?

9. Who should run in her/his tight-whities all the time?

10. Who got in trouble with a random’s mom?

11. Who claimed to have washed her/his shoes?

12. Who got caught nekkid on the sidewalk of Ybor City?

13. Who collected hot digits without even trying?

14. What prodigal wank returned home?

15. How many cats were herded?

16. Which wanks are going for tacos and trannys?

Answers: 1.Just Jack, Casual Friday, Fuckle Up, Just Emilee and Just Paul 2. Start location under construction 3. Giving Turkeys more than one mile to walk 4. Rectal Roommate, Dog Fucker and Shitty Name 5. Rectal Roommate, Dog Fucker and Shitty Name 6. Did somebody die? 7. Whiney and Shitty still arguing over it 8. S&M Ken 9. S&M Ken 10. Mother Load 11. Fakawee 12. Just Martin 13. Just Martin 14. Tag My Juicy Target 15. 31 (pack minus Dab and Casual) 16. Rusty Pipes, Taxidermapheliac, Just Martin, Casual Friday, Just Emilee, Just Paul, Immaculate Deception

Casual Friday
JRH3 Scribe

Extra Credit: Who brought a first date to this hash?

Answer: Motherload.



Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #703
Rusty Pipe's Murder Mystery Birthday Hash
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

What:  Come dressed as your favorite Clue Game character, collect clues on trail and figure out who did it. Go to for info on the Clue Game characters and clues.

Where: Meet in the dirt field just west of the Fifth Third Bank, located at 2001 Adamo Drive, in Tampa (Ybor City). Its across the street from and west of the IKEA store.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go west on I-4 for 1.1 miles, take the 21st Street Exit, at Exit 1, for .5 miles onto 13th Avenue, right, or south onto 21st Street for .6 miles, right or west onto Adamo Drive for .1 mile and find Fifth Third Bank on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a "live" hare, A to B trail, approximately 2.9 miles in length with no shiggy and one shot stop.

Remarks: Please bring a flashlight as it will be dark near the end of trail.

Hares: Rusty Pipes & Immaculate Deception will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $7 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. The extra dollar for drinkers is to cover the shots.

On After: The on after will be at Hamburger Mary's Bar & Grill, located at 1600 E 7th Ave. To get there from the starting location, go left, or west on Adamo for .1 mile, right, or north on 19th St for .3 miles, left, or west on 7th Ave for .2 miles and find Hamburger Mary's on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click
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