Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #699
ay, August 10th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Ship Wrecktum is playing his spare hare card to be cool
To help him out, I should incorporate a gag rule

The harriettes think he is tall and fun
And with those legs he sure can run

However, there better be beer, enough for the pack
Or Casual’s drinking off of someone’s ass-crack

Repeat after me;

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
Rain no delay us
Hashers no lose us
And cold beer no waste us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the hold run

Hare away!

Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Ship Wrecktum was the hare, Accidental Anal was the FBR, Casual Friday was the FBI and Sweedy Gonzales won Brainless Award.


What a fun hash! I cannot imagine doing anything else accept for the obvious, on a Wednesday! Thanks to 32 kewl wanks who showed up on a busy weekday to play despite the pending wet weather, YOU GUYS ROCK! Thank you HPV for helping with On-Sec duties, and thanks also to the volunteer head-givers for keeping us wet. Thank you for helping out with the hash flash duty Shitty Name and Call Triple D! Big huge thanks to B&B and On Ahead for the circle run-through! I am truly sorry if any pack member missed it, there is no digital recall accept in my mind (yes!). IBS and More Sex, thank you two for volunteering beer SUV duty...the MOST IMPORTANT volunteer duty of all times!

Okay wanks, are you ready for “Where you paying attention?”

1. Who said if anyone didn’t get lost, you were not on trail!

2. Who was the evening’s clueless wonder?

3. Who had his/her best run ever! ?

4. Who wore underwear inside-out?

5. Who screams in mid-blow job?

6. Who had a little too much excitement?

7. Who cums late?

8. What is “CBE” ?

9. What is “CBT”?

10. Who were the WOC growers?

Answers: 1.Ship Wrecktum-hare 2.Swedy Gonzales 3.Easy Buttons 4.Lepracock 5.Creamy Cumcake 6. Goat Sex 7. Spreadcheeks and Mother Load 8. Nobody remembered 9. Nobody gave a shit 10. Nobody, trail sucked ass

Casual Friday

Wow, I believe I forgot to mention a few thank yous from Wednesday night's awesome hash!
Thank you Accidental Anal and Mommy Deepest for helping me Hash Cash.
Thank you Shitty Name for helping me Beer Meister.
Thank you to all who helped clean up and get the stuff back in my SUV!
Thank you Swedy G for giving me inspiration to pen another down-down song!
Pop Quiz Time
1. Who wrote sloppy on the sign-in sheet?
2. Who brought the Yuengling?
3. Who helped Casual clean up with FFN?
4. What does FFN mean?
5. What can't Swedy Gonzales remember?
6. What are your plans tonight?

1. Casual's Vagina
2. Shitty Name, he ROCKS
3. Nobody dammit
4. Full Frontal Nudity, and the RA wouldn't mind seeing some tonight
5. Shit
6. Get to the JRH3 700th hash!
Casual Friday




Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #699
Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Where: Meet behind the Bilmar Station, located at 8501 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit  39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west, on Hillsborough Ave for 2.1 miles and find Bilmar Station on the right.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile live hare, dog & stroller friendly trail with no shiggy and 1 beer stop (need beer truck driver).

Hare: Ship Wrecktum will be the hare.

After: The on after will be at Bilmar Station back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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