Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #695
ay, July 27th, 201

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Hare Blessing

Bring on your dogs and strollers, we have a ladies’ trail aheead
If you cannot make it to finish, you may as well be brain dead

ID and Triple D have laid a fantastic trail for us
Perhaps HPV can finish 2 miles without any fuss

There will be fun galore and beer in store
You’ll love it so much you’ll want some more

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Rains no soak us
Achy joints no slow us
And lost wankers no have us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Call Triple D & Immaculate Deception were the hares, Just Nick (Larghi) was the FBR, Rusty Pipes was the FBI and Pussy Propulsion won the Brainless Award.


Thank you Call Triple D and Immaculate Deception, for a fun trail and reminding us that hares lie (2 miles, my ass)! Huge thanks to all wankers who shared their Wednesday night with the JRH3 kennel, YOU GUYS ROCK! It was a fun evening! Thanks to Urine Trouble for her Yuengling dance while beer angeling; her multitasking skills are awesome! Thanks also to Pussy Propulsion for giving head and introducing her new imaginary friend. Thanks to Whiney for covering my backside and thank you Spicy for being one of the hottest things in a kilt and bringing a virgin with a package.

It’s time to play “Were you paying attention?”

1. Who talks forever unless something is shoved in his/her mouth?

2. Who is Mama-Fuckle’s new Friday night boy-toy?

3. Who went missing?

4. Who moonlights as a dog-napper?

5. Who has a new sex toy?

6. Who the Hell is Alex?

7. Who has trail tricks?

8. Who has great tongue skills?

9. Who has a new husband?

10. Who had second thoughts about rear entry?

11. What's a WOB?


1. Headplant Vagina, 2. Just Nick, 3. Rosie, 4. Just Nick, 5. Ship Wrecktum, 6. Ask Pussy Propulsion, 7. Rusty Pipes, 8. Immaculate Deception, 9. Metawhorical Sunshine 10. Shitty Name 11. Ask Diaper Dasher.

Thank you Dabadoo for making all this possible…we are not worthy!

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #695
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Where: Meet by the old TGIFs & Comp USA, located at 3663 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 2 miles to Exit 47 B. Go west on Hillsborough for 3.2 miles and find the starting location in the strip mall or the right, just prior to Dale Mabry. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile dead hare, dog and stroller friendly trail with light shiggy.

Hares: Immaculate Deception and Call Triple D will be the hares.

Suggested Donations: $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hooters, located at 4215 W Hillsborough Ave. To get there from the starting location, go west on Hillsborough for .7 miles and find Hooters on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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